Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Dillon Precision Dies

I like Dillon Precision Products, Inc.

I like the equipment they make. I like their 'No-BS' Warranty. And I like their customer service, including their technical help.

I'm a klutz, so I should like Dillon because the folks there take care of me when I screw up their un-screw-up-able machinery.


I've told you before about the problems I have with bending decapping pins. It doesn't matter who makes them, I can bend them. Most frequently, I bend them because small pieces of gravel get stuck inside the .38 Super cases when the brass hits the ground, and they become so lodged that they don't shake out when I tumble the brass.

The result is that what I assume is the normal resistance you feel when you're punching a primer out of a fired case and, at the same time full-length sizing the case, metering powder into the previous case, seating a bullet into the case before that and crimping the case before that ... well, that 'resistance' is sometimes the natural result of a thin pointy thing (the decapping pin) meeting an immovable object (the gravel thing).

It doesn't take much lateral pressure to bend a decapping pin, and the only way to fix it is to replace the pin.

Hence, my problem of the week: I've replaced so many Decapping pins that the threads have been stripped on both the "Decapping Shaft" and the "Retaining Cap". (I had to search the Dillon website to find the nomenclature on their Dillon Die Instructions pdf. You can find it in their online list of manuals.)

After the Decapping die for my .38 Super became unusable, I applied the 'easy fix' of yanking the innards out the Decapping die for my 10mm (they're the same parts) and went on reloading.

Did I take the obvious, basic precaution of ordering replacement parts? That would be reasonable, and sensible, but I did not.

It was only after I had bent so many Decapping pins from that parts group that the threads were stripped on it, too, that I realized I absolutely, positively, needed to get new parts. I couldn't reload any brass that had a firing pin.

(Actually, I reloaded another 500 rounds of new, unprimed Winchester .38 Super brass without the decapping pin. This is not a good idea, because every now and then you will run across new brass where the flash hole, between the primer pocket and the chamber of the case, has not been completely cleared. This can cause imperfect ignition, even insufficient ignition of the powder. This can cause a squib, and a squib can cost you a new barrel. See Evil Bill's Glock KaBOOM! here, and here, and especially here, for a similar result.)

Looking in the Dillon Catalog, and the online Dillon resources, I discovered that you can't find a parts number for the things that go inside a reloading die. Sure, you can order a new die, but I didn't need that.

So I got onto the "Write Dillon" page of their website and sent them an email. I explained my problem:

I have Dillon Carbide Pistol dies for both 10mm/40S&W and 9mm/38 Super. When replacing bent/broken decapping pins, I'm [sic] managed (through my own incompetence) to screw up the threads on the Decapping Shaft and/or the Retaining Cap for these two dies.

I need replacements (a set of 3 ... I'll do it again, I need a spare) for both the Decapping Shaft and the Retaining Cap.

These appear to be the same dimensions for both, and if they are not this may be part of the reason why I have screwed them up.

If they're different, I need one for 10mm/40S&W and two for 9mm/38 super. Most of my current reloading (90%) is .38 super, and replacing the internal parts for this caliber is my priority.

Please tell me how to order replacement parts.
There's a check box where you can specify whether you would like to receive a response by phone or email, and I checked 'email'. Sent the note, and settled back to wait.

It took a couple of days before I got their answer. It was shorter than my request:
No charge part(s) on the way via US mail and will take about 3 to 5 days. All the pistol decap assemblies are the same.

Thank you,

Dillon Precision Products, Inc.
Jeepers! I hadn't expected them to actually send the parts. All I wanted was the parts numbers.

I received the shipment in the mail today, which may have been sitting in my mail box for a couple of days.


They had not only put it all on Warranty, at no charge to me ...
they had not only not charged me for shipping and handling ...
they had not only sent me replacement decapping pins, although I didn't ask for them ...
they actually sent me the two replacements PLUS an extra of everything!

(Click on the image for a full-size picture and to see the bill of lading.

I'm not only astonished, I actually feel guilty. I feel like I've taken advantage of their good and kindly nature.

Darn right I did!

The only thing I can do in response is to thank them in the most material way I can, and that is to offer this advice to you, a potential Dillon customer:

If you're thinking about buying reloading equipment or components, shooting equipment (holsters, belts, eye or ear protection, etc.) go look at what Dillon has before you make your final decision.

You may not find exactly what you're looking for; I don't always, so I don't always buy from Dillon.

But if they have what you need, I encourage you to consider buying from Dillon. They support the sport, they have good stuff, and their warranty and customer service is truly superior to any company with which I have every done business , with the exception of STI.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The Cost of Competition

There was a time when I could load .45acp ammunition for about $2.50 a box of 50, or less than five cents a round.

Hard-cast lead bullets, cheap powder and primers, the brass lasted forever and it was easy to pick up 'used brass' from the local indoor shooting range for next to nothing.

When I started shooting .38 super, things got more expensive.

But now, what with the skyrocketing increases in all materials used to reload ammunition, the cost is almost astronomical.

I want to compare the cost of reloading components today with the cost five years ago. These are actual costs (although for convenience I may round off some numbers).

Here's the load I will use as a standard; although it is not actually the load I use, so please do NOT assume that I am providing you with a safe, reliable .38 super load:

Brass: Winchester .38 super, unprimed.
Primer: Winchester or CCI Small Rifle, per 1 brick of 1000 primers.
Powder: Vihta Vourhi Nxxx (never mind the actual details) at about 7 grains per round, or 1000 rounds per 1# container of 7000 grains.
Bullet: Montana Gold 115gr FMJ .355" dia., at 4,000 bullets per case

Note about the BRASS:
I expect to lose about half the brass every time I shoot. I buy them in lots of 1000. The loss to split cases is negligible, but given the loss factor, here's how many times I can expect to reload them.
1: 1000 loaded rounds, half of them are lost;
2: 500 loaded rounds, half of them are lost;
3: 250 loaded rounds, half of them are lost;
4:125 loaded rounds, half of them are lost;
5:70 loaded rounds, half of them are lost;
6: 35 loaded rounds, half of them are lost, and other losses end up with no cases left out of the original lot.

So out of 1000 cases in the original order, I can prorate the cost over less than 2000 loaded rounds. When calculating cost of brass, I'll divide the purchase price of 1000 rounds by 2 to arrive at the cost of brass per 1000 rounds.

Note about the BULLETS: I buy bullets by the case, which is 4,000 bullets. The cost per 1000 rounds is the price of a case of bullets, divided by 4.

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2003 cost of reloading:

Here are the approximate costs of components ...

Brass: $72/k loads 2000 rounds, extends to $36/k
Primer: $15/k
Powder: $18/k
Bullet: $185/4k = $46/k

Total: $116/k, $11.60/100, $5.80box, 11.6 cents per round

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2008 cost of reloading:

Here are the approximate costs of components ...

Brass: $176/k loads 2000 rounds, extends to $88/k
Primer: $30/k
Powder: $22/k
Bullet: $274/4k = $69/k

Total: $209/k, $20.90/100, $10.45/box, 20.9 cents per round

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While normal inflation would not account for this dramatic 56% increase in price (NB: See UPDATE, below), or about 11% per year (an annual inflation rate of 5% hasn't been seen since 1990), the demand on ammunition, components and metals has been most often attributed to the requirements of providing these materials to the military.

Well, I'm as patriotic as the next man. I'm not advocating a military withdrawal from Iraq and Afghanistan to relieve my own petty economic turmoil.

But the fact is, in recent years I've been increasingly reluctant to compete in "Lost Brass" Matches; that is, matches where the competitor is not allowed to pick up his brass on each stage.

In fact, at this time I have about 800 round of multiply fired brass, 300 rounds of once-fired brass, and about 500 rounds of new brass. It's my habit to keep at least 2,000 cases, and order another 2,000 cases when my on-hand stock of brass falls below this level.

Now, when 2,000 cases of new Winchester brass will cost me $350, and if both SWMBO and I would compete in any Major Match the lost brass would double in price, I can't afford to shoot a 250-round Major Match ... it would cost me $130 for ammunition, plus travel, food and other expenses.

This is leading up to the announcement that I will NOT be shooting the (218 round minimum) 2008 Area 1 match, which has historically been a "Lost Brass" match. The entry form doesn't say it is NOT a "Lost Brass" match, so one can only assume that it is. The entry fee is currently $125.

The cost of ammunition, match fees and gasoline would be on the order of $430 for what is, essentially a local match.

I'm not sure that I could afford to shoot this match even if we were allowed to recover our expended brass, which would only save me about $70 ... but I would appreciate the gesture.
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UPDATE: 4-Jun-2008
I just corrected a typo; I had left out a decimal point in the 2003 per-round cost.
Norm the Ungrateful just corrected my calculation on price increase (thank you, Norm). I won't dispute that I badly under-calculated, I was doing the math in my head on the fly. If nobody corrects other calculations I'll be very surprised.

Monday, June 02, 2008

ARPC SS and Plastic Gun Championships

I mentioned last week that the Albany Rifle and Pistol Club would be hosting a couple of "Special" matches on the weekend of May 31 and June 1, 2008.

Single Stack Guns:
Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the 12th Annual Oregon Single Stack Championship, because of Family considerations. Also, I haven't seen the front sights of a 1911 since 2003, so it's probably just as well that I didn't compete, although it would have been nice if I had shown up to take some pictures and report on the match. You can see the scores from this match here.

It's absolutely no surprise that Keith T. won the match, and that Chuck A. took 2nd and Rob S. was 3rd ... just as it would have been not surprising if the order of finish was shuffled among them. This is the Triumvirate of Top Finishers in any Oregon match, even though Chuck usually competes in Production Division.

These three men are deadly with any pistol in their hands. Keith and Chuck are LEOs and Rob is a gunslinger of high repute, and is currently expanding into his own gunsmithing business. (I call on Rob to perform maintenance and repairs on the pistols that SWMBO and I use.)

Scroll back a paragraph: note that the top two finishers are LEOs. If you are a devotee of the concept that Cops Can't Shoot, I invite you to consider that 4 of the top 11 competitors earn their living with a badge, a uniform and a pistol.

In fact, the only surprises are the two DQ's in this field of 86 competitors, and the presence of USPSA Area 1 Director Bruce Gary and USPSA Executive Director Dave Thomas. Bruce competes in as many Area 1 Major Matches as he can, but Dave is more often found behind a camera than behind a gun.

Now I'm really disappointed, that I was unable to visit with these two USPSA stalwarts who have given so much to the sport over the years.

As for the DQ's, both are experienced competitors and are not known for unsafe gun-handling; rather the opposite.

Also, please note that there are two Divisions represented in the match: Single Stack and Limited 10. This was not a "pure" Single Stack match, in that Double-Stack shooters are invited to compete. Note also that the top 11 overall finishers were competing in Limited 10 Division. I'm sure this is a meaningful statistic, possibly in that Limited 10 is allowed to use 10-round magazines while Single Stack Division competitors are limited to 8-round magazines. But then, I wasn't there ...

Plastic Guns

This was originally hosted by the ARPC as "The Glock Match", but this year it is a "Plastic Gun Championship". (Match results are available here.)

Again, I was unable to attend due to other obligations, and again I am disappointed that I missed the opportunity to watch an interesting "Special" match.

Not that I would have been able to shoot it. The only "Plastic" gun I own is a Kel-Tec P3-AT in .380 caliber, which is not legal in this kind of Practical Pistol competition. Not only can I NOT see the sights, the sights are minimal at best and it is hardly a competitive pistol ... although it is not a bad little Carry pistol.

The 53 participants competed in four divisions (to my surprise) : Open, Limited, Limited 10 and Production.

The over-all results were a hodge-podge of finishers, and I saw no logical evolution of placement. Some of the competitors who finished high in the match were not who I would have expected, and some who were way down in the order of finish are those whom I would have expected to turn in much higher relative scores.

Twenty-five of the fifty-three competitors were 'category' shooters: 2 Juniors, a scattering of Super Seniors, and mostly Seniors.

Cutting the commentary short (for once), I can only say that the people who chose to compete in this match were obviously highly motivated, and often they were shooting pistols with which they were very familiar.

This was not often the case in the Single Stack Championship Match. Most of the competitors there were not known for regularly using the pistols with which they there competed.

The "Plastic Gun" match, on the other hand, may have been set up with a much more lenient definition of acceptable equipment. (I note that of the top six competitors, four were competing in "Open" division.)

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Congratulations to everyone who competed, special attention to those who finished high in the list, and special commiseration to those who ... as I would have ... found themselves overwhelmed by the exceptional quality of competition.

I suspect that next year the competition will be much tougher, as the reputation of these matches attracts even more competitive participants from around the country.

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UPDATE: 3-JUN-2008
In my recognition of USPSA luminaries, I completely overlooked Dave Stanford, who signed a USPSA membership card or two for me, and whom I would have loved to finally meet in person. Thanks to Bruce Gary for correcting the oversight in the comments section, and unintentionally giving me one more reason to regret skipping the match.

Also, when I went back and reread the article today, I noticed that I had bemoaned the lack of an appropriate "Plastic Gun" to shoot in the eponymous match. I hadn't realized that the STI Tru-Bore was acceptable to compete in Open Division, even though I did mention in the article that this was one of the available divisions.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Internet Hell

If you're like me, you live and die by the Internet.

On the other hand, if you're a normal person, you may not be aware that access to many websites has, for the last couple of days, been severely curtailed by what seems to be a problem at a single server site.

(I am predisposed to assume that any malfunction of the Internet is the result of a concerted attack, but there is as yet no direct evidence that this is true today. On the other hand, The Principle of Hanlon's Razor suggests that we "Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.')

Or, in the quote from Forrest Gump:
Bumper Sticker Guy: [running after Forrest] Hey man! Hey listen, I was wondering if you might help me. 'Cause I'm in the bumper sticker business and I've been trying to think of a good slogan, and since you've been such a big inspiration to the people around here I thought you might be able to help me jump into - WOAH! Man, you just ran through a big pile of dog shit!
Forrest Gump: It happens.
Bumper Sticker guy: What, shit?
Forrest Gump: Sometimes.

[Ed: "Shit Happens"]
Here's the dialogue from the Unofficial IPSC List, bemoaning the fact that it is currently (as of this time) impossible to enter the Brian Enos website and forum:
R** B***** posted some information on the USPSA forums - apparently a datacenter had an electrical fire, and one of the [thousands of] sites they hosted is the benos forums. Last info I saw said that they estimated it would be back up mid-day today (Sunday)


At 05:08 AM 6/1/2008, B**** Po***** wrote:
>There are more and more sites east of me that I can no longer reach... I wasn't too worried, it's just the internet.... NOW I CAN'T REACH BE [sic -- "ME"?] !!!! Something has gotta be done!
Another possible resource is the Kim Komando Show; specifically from her weekly newsletter (dated Saturday, May 31, 2008):

THE WEB IS STRUGGLING; IF THINGS ARE SLOW, THAT'S WHY
You might already have heard about the Internet's problems. One of the Internet's main lines is not moving data properly.

I'm writing this on Friday evening. The Internet has been working sporadically all day for us. My director of IT, Ray, compares it to a highway that's partially closed. Traffic is moving, but it is slow. All you can do is grin and bear it.

If you received this newsletter early Saturday, you might be OK. If not, now you know why. If you can't get into my site (or another site), try later.

My experience it that the situation is inadequately described by "Traffic is moving, but it is slow."

When I signed on at 5:30 pm on Sunday, I discovered that my weblog comments (hosted by Haloscan) were not available. A half-hour later, they appeared.In the meantime, I attempted to enter an order to www.tigerdirect.com which is an online vendor of computer stuff. Things went just fine until I attempted to verify my order and confirm my VISA card, at which time I received a warning that the URL was "not available". (An hour later, I could confirm my "check-out" of my "cart", which should be familiar terminology to those of you who order goods online, although the quantities had been modified ... I'm still waiting for the order to be posted online so I can correct the order via telephone.)

Going further back, on Tuesday I received an email from www.statcounter.com, which is an online service which tracks traffic on my blog. The email stated that my recurring (monthly) billing was interrupted because my VISA card expiration date of record indicated that the card had expired. I replied via email that "My VISA card is not expired" and suggested that the email was a "Phishing Expedition". A reply from the vendor assured me that the original email was legitimate. Eventually, I had to re-enter all of my billing information to resume the service.

Again in the meantime, I received an email from the same service to the effect that PayPal service had been "interrupted", and it was no longer reliable: payments from PayPal had been double-entered, then all payments later deleted from the account, and charges were either missing, doubled, or otherwise found to be erroneous. These emails were sent both Wednesday and Thursday. No, they were not duplicated, but it indicated a great deal of uncertainty about the reliability of on-line financial transactions.

Finally, after 6pm today (Sunday, June 1, 2008), I found that accessing my blog was delayed to the point of non-accessibility. I cannot, as of this moment, access my Haloscan account ... although it was readily accessible an hour ago.


IF you are experiencing similar incidents of "Internet Hell", my only advice is to mirror Randy Cassingham's "This Is True" website (you may choose to subscribe, it's worth the price of admission" and get a bunch of "Get Out Of Hell Free" cards.

As nearly as I can tell, nobody has any better ideas.

Watch this space.
If you can't see it, the problem has not yet been resolved.



Thursday, May 29, 2008

BRITS: Hauling Rubbish in the Nanny State

Hauling:


A TEENAGE motorist was told to remove an England flag from his car by a police officer because it could be offensive to immigrants.

Ben Smith, 18, was driving back home to Ingram Road in Melksham on Thursday evening after filling up with petrol, when the officer stopped him on a routine patrol.

He checked the tax disc and tyres on his Vauxhall Corsa but when he noticed the flag of St George on the parcel shelf he told Mr Smith to take it down.

Mr Smith, who works for G Plan Upholsterers on Hampton Park West, said: "He saw the flag and said it was racist towards immigrants and if I refused to take it down I would get a £30 fine."
[ED:emphasis added]
...

Rubbish!
A young, British mother is being forced to pay $524 because she impatiently placed her trash can at the curb a day early.

Zoe Watmough, 22, was hauled before judges and ordered to pay a hefty fine, reports the UK's Daily Mail.

"I am flabbergasted," Watmough said. "There are people committing all sorts of crimes and getting away with it. Yet I have left my bin out and have been fined the best part of £300."

Officials from the Bolton Council in Greater Manchester detected her green recycling bin and gray garbage can on Wednesday – a full 24 hours before collection – but the council firmly dictates trash must not be taken out until after 7.30 a.m. on garbage day.

"Everybody in this area puts their bins out the day before collection," she said. "I don't see what the problem is and can't afford to pay the fine."

After appearing in court, Watmough was fined $247, ordered to pay an additional $247 in costs and a $30 victim surcharge due to an increasing rate of arson attacks by children in the area. The price of extinguishing a bin fire is reportedly is £1,900, or $3,756. The incidents cost fire departments up to £3million, or $6 million, every year.

But wait, there's more:

Barry Freezer, a 73-year-old retired milk man, was found guilty of a violation when he dumped cabbage stalks in his bin and incurred the fury of the council waste-collection authorities, according to the UK report.

He claimed they treated him like a criminal, refusing collection of his garden waste and saying cabbages were kitchen waste. Authorities claim he broke a rule banning meat from being discarded with garden waste for composting, a regulation intended to prevent spread of foot-and-mouth diseases.

The same, strict council refused to collect garbage from partially blind military veteran Lenny Woodward, 95, because he defiantly put a ketchup bottle and an empty coffee jar in the wrong trash receptacle.
Rubbish Nazis?

How Low The Brits have Sunk!

Encoded Ammunition: Scant Faith

-------------- Original message ----------------------
From: m hoiriis
>
> Jerry,
>
> Please God tell me that I am just not following the posts on your blog properly... You cannot seriously be in favor of ammo encoding.....please assure me that I am mistaken....
>
> Mike


--------------- Geek Response ---------------

Hi Mike!


I have no idea what I ever said which could possibly have given you the impression that I was supportive of the Encoded Ammunitions bills which lately have been (egregiously) promulgated by Political Hoors in this great nation, but I want to assure you that I am not ... that is not Not NOT NOT! encouraged by these perfidious politickings!

!!!!!!!

The "Encoded Ammunition" bills would, if enacted, be the ruination of the Second Amendment protection which allows us, Citizens of these United States, to own and carry and use firearms for their many benign purposes: hunting, plinking, competition, self-defense, and protection against a tyrannical government are only the beginning.

One of my personal concerns is that those of us who choose to use firearms for ANY purpose must necessarily practice to maintain our gun-handling skills. The Encoded Ammunition bills would cause the financial burden of practicing with our firearms to become unbearable, resulting in a decrease in practice, and the atrophy of gun-handling and accuracy skills.

This is obviously not a benefit to us, and not a benefit to society. "Society" reasonably expects that if we choose to own, store or carry defensive firearms, we should at least maintain a minimum level of expertise, and these bills would obviate the practice necessary to that purpose.

In point of fact, given that Law Enforcement Units are or may be subject to these same restrictions, departmental budgets for LEO's may preclude even the minimal annual qualification of Law Enforcement Officers, with a resultant degradation of the already marginal skill levels of cops ... perhaps even the Military.

What's the "up-side" of this? There is none. There is, in fact, no benefit to society in these bills.

Indeed, despite protestations to the contrary, there is no benefit to "Crime Prevention", or even "Crime Solving", in these bills.

The Encoded Ammunition bills are (ipso facto) nothing more or less than a patent attempt to obviate the Second Amendment by imposing an unbearable financial burden on anyone who would use a firearm for any legal purpose.

Those who would use firearms for non-legal purposes, of course, are not handicapped by these bills. They are already, by definition, criminals; they are currently acquiring firearms by extra-legal means; they will only be required to spend another couple of minutes in their Home Burglaries to pick up ammunition as well as firearms, with the minimal consequence of ... nothing. The criminals have the guns, they have the ammunition, and neither acquisition imposes a financial burden, nor a legal risk above that which they have already accepted when they decide to steal a gun.

So: What have I written which suggests to you that I support the "Encoded Ammunition" bills which have been sponsored by immoral, perfidious (but I repeat myself) politicians?

I would really like to know. IF I have so poorly expressed myself to suggest such a bizarre impression of support, I need to know where I have failed to make myself clear, so I can go back and rewrite.

Thank you for bringing this unfortunate miss-statement (what ever it is) to my attention.

I obviously need to be more aware of the way in which I express myself.

Jerry the Geek

PS: Have I made myself more clear?

Carly Simon

Celebrity.


I have never much cared for that word. It represents the unnatural state where one loves a person one has never met, never talked to, and to whom one remains a matter of complete anonymous indifference.

Yet if it is possible for a man to love such a person unreservedly, than I do love Carly Simon.



Carly Simon has never been a pretty woman, but she possesses an ageless beauty. She has written most of her most popular songs, and sings them with a precision and clarity which could never be matched by an imitator.

This paean to a chanteuse was inspired by, of all things, a recent Telegraph interview. There I learned more about Carly Simon than I needed to know.

Although she has lead an interesting (if chaotic) life, in truth, I am enamored of her music more than her person.


I first became aware of Carly Simon by her hit songs heard on the radio. Eventually I bought her "Reflections" album. Most recently I also bought "Film Noir", which is essentially an eclectic collection of 1940's Torch Songs (see her Laura, a lovely near-minor-key arrangement with appropriately repeated perfect flats, from "the film of the same name starring Gene Tierny)". I was disappointed at first, but after listening to the album several times -- most often as accompaniment to writing unrelated articles here -- I discovered that, although they were not 'her songs', she had made them hers with her magnificent voice and style.


All of this is just my opinion. You can decide by herself, as several of her better-known songs are available in the form of music videos. (And you can treat yourself to an small collection by going to the homage at Rolling Stones Magazine's website.)

Here's a selection of her music videos.

You're So Vain:


You Belong To Me: (Note: Poor video quality; turn up the sound)


That's The Way I Always Heard It Should Be: (Note: audio only; video is the album cover from "Carly Simon")

And finally:
Anticipation (from the album of the same name)


No tribute to Carly Simon is complete without The Heinz Ketchup Ad:




I hate to see Carly Simon contribute to the Teresa Heinz-Kerry fortune, but Simon did campaign for John Kerry.
Well, nobody's perfect.

Okay, maybe ....

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Special ARPC Matches: SS, Plastic Gun, Area 1

Sorry for the short notice, but in case you live in the PNW and you haven't yet been told, the Albany Rifle and Pistol Club (Albany, Oregon, under the auspices of Mike McCarter, the ARPC Executive Officer and USPSA Junior Director) is sponsoring two Special Matches.

On Saturday, May 31, 2008, ARPC will host the 12th Annual Single Stack Championship.
(Entry form available here. Alternate link for the Entry Form is here.)
Stage diagrams available here.

The next day, Sunday, June 1, 2008, ARPC will host the Oregon Plastic Gun Championship (formerly the "Glock Match").
(Entry form available here. Alternate link for the Entry Form is here.)

The schedule, and appropriate forms & information for all Special Matches in Oregon, is available at the Oregon Cascade Section website here. [Click on "Special Events" in the frame on the left.)

A recent (May 25, 2008) note from MD Mike McCarter:

Hi Folks,
There is still plenty of room for either match and I have attached the stages so you can see what I mean about fun. These are some of the best we have put together so come on out and play. If you want to be a competitor in either of these matches or both just email your application in and pay at the door. We hope to see you soon. If you are already signed up please let me know and I will check my entry lists.
We will be giving 3 Single Stack guns away to competitors at the Single Stack Championships and two plastic guns (one XD and one Glock) at the Plastic Gun Championships.

Mike McCarter
Executive Director
Albany Rifle and Pistol Club

USPSA Junior Coordinator
541-619-0038




At the CCS Special Events page, you will also find links to information about the 2008 Area 1 Championship, [June 26 - 29, 2008] hosted by Tri-County Gun Club at Sherwood Oregon. Full information is available here.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Ian - Dundee - May, 2008

I like to show a lot of match videos after the weekends when I actually manage to attend a match. And because I tend to shoot with the same people, you tend to see the same people represented on the match videos I publish.

This is good for you, because the videos are typically short and to the point. These folks know how to shoot a match and don't generally spend a lot of time trying to find the aim-point which will hit the target. Translation: the videos are short, easy to watch, and don't embarrass anyone.

At this match we started out with 13 people on our squad. Curiously, the squad was whittled down to 7 members before we finished the match.

One regular shooter (Whitefish) discovered that we had more people in the squad than was typical, so he moved over to another squad, leaving 12 shooters.

We had one shooter ("Mike") on his first match who DQ'd on his first stage. Embarrassing as it was personally, he and his friend stuck around for another stage to talk about firearms and other gear which would be appropriate to USPSA competition. We may have both the DQ shooter and his friend back at a future match, and I may talk about how to respond to such questions as "what pistol should I buy, I'm on a limited budget?" later ... but I am encouraged by their interest. We always try to be of help to new shooters who want to play the game, but WHOO! it's not easy to give the best advice without knowing more about the prospective shooter than can be defined when the match is in progress. Eleven shooters left.

At the next stage, another shooter (who was competing in his Second USPSA match) DQ'd due to" breaking the 180". When he finished, he slightly pointed his pistol just a bit too far uprange. Easy to do; learning an instinctive awareness of "the 180" is an acquired skill. Ten shooters left.

Somewhere between the third and the fourth stage, another shooter wandered off. Nine shooters left.

At the end of the fourth stage, Trevor had to leave early because of a prior personal commitment. Eight shooters left.

And on the last (sixth) stage of the day, Evil Bill's Glock ... Blew up! (See below). Seven out of 13 original shooters actually finished the match with the same squad they began with, and we missed them all.

The New Shooter Who Stuck With Us:

At the start, we had one new shooter (DQ), one new shooter who had DQ'd on his first match (Mikey Scribbles, who finished the match safely and earned his certification), one shooter who had certified earlier in the month, but DQ'd today, and a "Broke-Dick Gun" (Evil Bill and the Penguin Gun).

But we had one competitor who entirely stood out from the crowd, and I think he deserves some special attention.

Ian speaks with a pronounced British accent. When I RO'd him on the first stage, he surprised me: the stage required a starting position "facing uprange", and when the buzzer sounded he pivoted on both feet and actually began the draw before having shifted his feet. I was startled and thought he was going to break the 180 on the draw, but he actually managed to move to a downrange-facing stance before the pistol cleared the holster; then he started moving his feet. It was a professional-looking move, and I was convinced that he was a 'ringer', an experienced IPSC competitor who was visiting the USA, and was much more experienced than he seemed to be at first blush.

Later in the match, I introduced myself to him and suggested that "you don't seem to be from around these parts".

Ian politely corrected me, saying that he in fact worked at "timber framing" locally, and in fact lived within a few miles of the range.

I do wish we had found the time to talk more, but the snippets of time available elicited the fact that he was an expat British subject, and had been an ardent IPSC competitor before the British Government passed laws making private ownership of pistols illegal.

He expressed his pique that, while he was serving as an Infantryman, he was obliged to guard British Army Armories, but when off-duty was forbidden to own a firearm for his own personal and home defense.

("Gee, this is just like DC v. Heller!" I remarked. "Yes, it is", he replied.)

Essentially, he put up with the Nanny-statism of Great Britain until just recently, and then he immigrated to America. Here he was allowed to own personal weapons, and so he was today competing in the first IPSC match in eleven years.

We chatted further, but not enough to satisfy my curiosity, and I look forward to seeing him in future matches.

Ian possesses a level of charm which is perhaps innate to the best of the British; I know I'll try not to introduce him to SWMBO. Perhaps more important, after 11 years away from IPSC competition he merged himself right back into the Realm of the Competent, which I have been battering against like a moth to a lantern for 20+ years. We claim to be involved in USPSA competition because we like to shoot, and it's true; but we often show up with some degree of regularity because we like the people we meet in the gravel-strewn pits of American shooting ranges, and I expect that this is one of the people who encourages us to show up month after month after month ...
... because you never know who you're going to meet in The Pits.

Here's a sample of Ian's performance on this, his first IPSC match in 11 years:

Glock KaBOOM! - Follow-up

Email from Evil Bill about the unfortunate demise of his "Pelican Gun":

Pictures of the kaboom. [attached to the email]

Jerry, you said you thought you saw something fall out of the gun? It was half of the locking lug. Or at least that is what's missing!

The "earth shattering kaboom"( I like Marvin the Martian quotes) didn't even flatten the primer much. Case has no cracks, not even a blown primer. It would sure be interesting to see a slo-mo of the kaboom---I still haven't figured out how the barrel jumped forward to allow the locking lug to go up, over and behind the locking block.

As near as I can tell damages are: Barrel, slide, locking block, locking block pin. Also think it sheared a screw on the Docter sight diode mount, but I think I have a spare.

Frame, comp, trigger components, mag release, recoil spring/guide rod, all the internal slide pieces look OK. Heck---I might beat the slide back into shape and use it on a steel gun. It's only bulged an eight inch or so, and the cracks aren't too bad.

Bill
In a later email:
Jerry, Got out the magnifying glass and a good light and checked the bore on the split barrel. I can see a ring in the barrel just past the second blow hole from bullet #1. Also a chunk of bullet jacket lodged in the crack just toward the chamber from the ring. Guessing that the jacket is from bullet #2. Neither bullet stayed in the bore. Evidently one of them impacted the target I was aiming at when the kaboom occurred?
That would explain the number of holes in targets.


The most important thing is that Evil Bill was not injured by this mishap. The only physical effect he found was a small black spot on his trigger finger; I can only guess that it was caused by exhaust gases (read: powder residue) blasted downward through the trigger port of the frame.

It bears repeating that, so far, there is no evidence that the KaBOOM! was caused by a structural weakness of the ammunition, the cartridge/caliber, or of the pistol.

We searched the ground in front of the shooting position to see if we could find evidence of a squib. We were looking for a bullet or bullet fragments. There were some jacket fragments within a few feet of 'ground zero', but we couldn't determine that they were even of recent origin, let alone related to this incident.

I remain unconvinced of the 'squib' theory, but I can offer no more likely explanation.

I have loaded the pictures to Jerry the Geek's Online Shooting Gallery, you can view them here.

Other KaBOOM! Links:

The Original KaBOOM! from August, 2006.

Dean Speir on the KaBOOM! Phenomenon, The Gun Zone, Glock kB! FAQ v1.35

It's only fair to point out that, even though Evil Bill zeroed the last of six stages in this match (match results here), he ended up 11th overall out of 64 shooters, and first B-Open.

In case you are persuaded by the earlier reporting, here is what Evil Bill's Penguin Gun typically looks like when shooting a stage:

RSS Feed to Cogito Ergo Geek

After all of these years, I finally learned the easy way to subscribe to the RSS Feed for Cogito Ergo Geek.

Thanks to Michael Bane, and his DRTV Gun Blogger Roundup.

(I'll add this to my sidebar, for your convenience.)

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Glock KaBOOM! - Major Nine

At the Dundee Club Match (May 24, 2008) and on the very last stage of the match, Evil Bill Blew Up His Pelican Gun.

Bill was shooting the last stage of the day, and I was his RO. About 5 shots into the COF the gun failed to go back into battery.


Bill racked the slide to chamber the next round, pulled the trigger, and as I was watching the gun split into two pieces, attached to the grip, in a configuration reminiscent of a half-peeled banana.

Bill's later theory was that he had a squib, which was not obvious to the observer because the bullet got into the compensator before it was stopped. (He had been recently made aware that his powder measure was randomly loading lighter than normal charges; as much as almost 20% lighter than normal.) In fact, in this scenario it would not be a 'squib', per se, as much as a 'light load'.


Nevertheless, he suggests that the round which split the barrel and pulled the slide away from the frame did in fact result in excessive pressure which split the barrel from just behind the compensator to the chamber of the pistol.

I don't know that I accept that explanation. I counted the rounds, I think that the round he designated a 'squib' actually hit the A-zone of the target he was engaging. I could be wrong, he could be wrong, we both could be wrong.

I'll be interested if, when he disassembles the Glock, he can provide more information to describe the actual sequence of events.


Oh, yeah, I forgot one detail of the damage. It appears that the slide has also bulged, just forward of the chamber. Well, that's not surprising.

(Click on any picture to Super-Size it)

Friday, May 23, 2008

Man Without A Country

Ex-U.S. soldier ordered to leave Canada

Reader Warning - Geek Length:
Back when I was in high school, we read "The Man Without A Country".

This is a short story, written in 1917 (remember WWI?) by Edward Everett Hale.

You can read it here, and I recommend that you do so. It really is very short.

The story is of post-revolutionary war Phillip Nolan, who was peripherally mixed up with Aaron Burr and found himself charged with Treason against the United States of America.

During his trial ... well, let the story speak for itself:
... when the president of the court asked him at the close whether he wished to say anything to show that he had always been faithful to the United States, he cried out, in a fit of frenzy,

"Damn the United States! I wish I may never hear of the United States again!"

I suppose he did not know how the words shocked old Colonel Morgan, who was holding the court. Half the officers who sat in it had served through the Revolution, and their lives, not to say their necks, had been risked for the very idea which he so cavalierly cursed in his madness. He, on his part, had grown up in the West of those days, in the midst of "Spanish plot," "Orleans plot," and all the rest. He had been educated on a plantation where the finest company was a Spanish officer or a French merchant from Orleans. His education, such as it was, had been perfected in commercial expeditions to Vera Cruz, and I think he told me his father once hired an Englishman to be a private tutor for a winter on the plantation. He had spent half his youth with an older brother, hunting horses in Texas; and, in a word, to him "United States" was scarcely a reality. Yet he had been fed by "United States" for all the years since he had been in the army. He had sworn on his faith as a Christian to be true to "United States." It was "United States" which gave him the uniform he wore, and the sword by his side. Nay, my poor Nolan, it was only because "United States" had picked you out first as one of her own confidential men of honor that "A. Burr" cared for you a straw more than for the flat-boat men who sailed his ark for him. I do not excuse Nolan; I only explain to the reader why he damned his country, and wished he might never hear her name again.
Nolan was sentenced to be placed on a ship, to constantly be sailed from shore to shore but never to touch upon land, and never shall hear any word of "The United States of America", its condition or its news, until he died of old age.

And die he did: quietly, and under good care, after 50 years of tiresome sailing and increasing regret for his momentary outburst.

That story has been in my mind and memory for almost as long as Nolan's descent into Coventry.

Thus I may be forgiven for making this connection when I read the news article cited at the top of the page.

TORONTO - Corey Glass, a former U.S. National Guardsman who deserted to Canada in 2006 to avoid serving in Iraq, was told Wednesday that his application to stay in Canada has been rejected.

A spokesperson for Citizenship and Immigration Canada confirmed Glass has been ordered to leave the country.

At a Toronto news conference, Glass pleaded with the federal government to support his cause.

"In almost two years I've been here, I've been self-sufficient and I've got many friends and I've got a life here," he said. "I don't think it's fair that I should be returned to the United States to face unjust punishment for doing what I thought I was morally obligated to do."


I look at the face of this young man (this sniveling slacker, this coward, this poltroon), and I dwell upon the fate of Phillip Nolan, who through a different path but for not much more provocation denounced his country. And I wonder whether the 20th Century Corey Glass deserves any more consideration from his country than did Phillip Nolan.


Both voluntarily enlisted in the service of their Country, for private reasons. Both somehow decided, for private reasons, to abandon their vows. Both betrayed their country in their subsequent actions and were eventually required to suffer the consequences of their bad choices..

Glass, however, fled his native land and renounced it. By his own words he became self-sufficient, and made many friends and "a life" for himself. Not much suffering there ... until now.

His excuse: He was "... doing what I thought I was morally obligated to do."

What version of morality embraces breaking a vow to "... protect my country against all enemies, foreign or domestic"?

Does the Private Soldier now enjoy the luxury of choosing the enemies of his country? As I recall, the Nuremberg Trials (which are the favorite excuse de jour of deserters) applied to the breaking of the internationally recognized Law of War (codified and updated in "THE UNITED STATES ARMY FIELD MANUAL: The Law of Land Warfare, 1956.")

This describes the prohibited methods of conducting war; it does not, permit the soldier to choose which wars in which he may be engaged under moral, ethical or legal reasons.

Apparently, in the world-view of Corey Glass, your word is not your bond. At this late date, when his life is not one which is molly-coddled by a foreign nation, he finds it "not fair".

According to a May21, 2008 article at CNN.COM:

Glass, who's still on active duty and is considered absent without leave, applied for refugee status at the Canadian border in August 2006 on the grounds of objection to military service.
...

"All refugee claimants have a right to due process," said Danielle Norris, a spokeswoman for Customs and Immigrations Canada. "When they have exhausted all legal avenues, we expect them to respect our laws and leave the country."

Glass, of Fairmont, Indiana, says he joined the National Guard believing that he would be deployed only if the United States faced occupation. After he returned from his first tour of duty, he said, he tried to leave the Army but was told that desertion was punishable by death.

Penalties for desertion range from a demotion in rank to a maximum penalty of death, depending on the circumstances, said Maj. Nathan Banks, an Army spokesman.

[ED: Emphasis Added]


FoxNews (May 22, 2008) reveals details of Glass's military service:

Glass joined the U.S. National Guard in 2002 believing it was a "humanitarian organization." He said he was told he would never be deployed abroad to combat.

In 2005, he was sent to Iraq, where he spent five months in military intelligence. The job, he said, gave him broad insight into what was going on there.

"I realized innocent people were killed unjustly," said Glass, who is living in Toronto.

While on leave in the U.S., he decided to desert. After seven months in hiding, he fled to Canada because he knew it had become a destination for others in his situation, and had given refuge to tens of thousands of Vietnam War draft dodgers in the 1970s.

Interpretation:
He joined the National Guard in 2002, and claims that he believed it was a "humanitarian organization". Apparently he never heard the expression "Join the Army, travel the world, see new places, blow them up and kill people" as a job description in an ARMY. This may be the first person in the history of warfare who ever believed that at an Army was a "humanitarian organization". At best, this is disingenuous.

After a three-year "free ride", he was sent to a combat zone. Iraq qualifies.
He was assigned to "Military Intelligence", which is to "Intelligence" as "Military Music" is to "Music". A reasonable interpretation is that he was 'in the rear', not being sent on daily combat patrols, and in the normal course of his duties was not subjected to being under fire from cranky men with automatic weapons who hid behind civilians.

He is said to have deserted relocated to Canada while on leave in August, 2006. The time-line is hazy here; he spent either 8 months or as much as 20 months (not a reasonable assessment) in a combat zone. Duration of his tour is not immediately available, but tours of duty in Iraq are typically from 12 months to 18 months, although the individual soldier is currently subject, on some occasions, to redeployment. Nobody has suggested that he was on a second tour of duty in the same combat zone, and home-leave from a combat zone is typically granted somewhere during the first 12 months of combat-zone duty. But we know that he spent "seven months in hiding".

Considering that he "...applied for refugee status at the Canadian border in August, 2006 ...", and also that he "spent several months in hiding (7, in Canada)", we can only guess that his actual duration in Iraq was less than 12 months. A minor detail, perhaps, but still significant in that it suggests that his time "in durance vile" was consistent with John Kerry's time in Vietnam ... from which he also ran like a rabbit at the first opportunity.

Finally,
... he fled to Canada because he knew it had become a destination for others in his situation, and had given refuge to tens of thousands of Vietnam War draft dodgers in the 1970s.
What he knew was, in 1974 President Ford granted "partial amnesty" to VN-era deserters, requiring civil service (the "... program was widely regarded as a failure"), and in 1977 President Carter "... established two programs to assist war resisters. "

In January of 1977 he [Carter} declared an unconditional amnesty for draft resisters, both accused and those who could face possible prosecution. Later that year, he set up the two stage "pardon" process for military absentees.
He [Glass] knew that what he did ... fleeing his country rather than perform the duties to which he was pledged ... was extra-legal. He also knew that the precedent established by Vietnam-era deserters suggested that he could reasonably expect eventually to receive a Presidential Amnesty or Pardon.

At the time of his desertion, Glass most likely relied on established historical precedence to eventually result not only in de facto justification of his selfish choice, but vindication without punishment apart from a relatively short term as a mere "expatriate", after which he could resume a normal life. Add to this, the expectation that he would not only be accepted as a "moral person against The War", but an exemplary "War Resistor" ("Draft Evader"), rather than a "Deserter" ("Military Absentee") as defined by President Carter's terms of amnesty ... see above.

In the actual fact, even under the terms of Carter's 1977 amnesty, Glass would have been excoriated for his desertion. We can only believe that Glass believed that time, and recent Liberal rhetoric, will have blurred the differences which were clear even to the deluded Carter 30 years ago.

Present Circumstances:
Now that he must face the predictable consequences for his own actions, Glass not only reveals his moral and physical cowardice a second time, but whines that it is "not fair".

What's "not fair" about his unilaterally chosen sanctuary country deciding not to protect him from those who he has wronged?

Glass seems to have been infected by the Nanny-State attitude that the world owes him "a life", and he owes nothing in return.

I blame our overly permissive society, which breeds such craven and dishonorable attitudes. Glass has succumbed to the socialistic pseudo-promises of two nations, which were once great, and feels betrayed because they will neither countenance his betrayal.

In this Memorial Day Weekend, the time of each year which we most specially set aside a single day to honor our Fallen Heroes, I find myself unforgiving of such perfidy.

...

If I could speak to the Nation, the Government, the People of Canada, I would say this:

Keep him.

You took him in, when you knew what he was.

You offered him sanctuary. You protected him from his own people.

Now you want to give him back?

No. He rejected us, now we reject him.

We have no room for beings of no faith. We have no need for a being without honor.

We gave him everything, and he turned his back on us at the first sign that the piper must be payed.

We ignored the cowards who fled our country during the Vietnam war. Through a flaw in our electoral process, we elected a 'leader' who forgave those cowards, thus setting a precedence from which our current crop of cowards hope to profit.

It is time for those of us who remain, those of us who choose to honor our obligation, to assert our right of choice concerning who is, and who is not, an accepted citizen of The United States of America.

We choose not to admit the criminal, the neer-do-well, the opportunist.

Most importantly, we choose not to re-admit the sniveling slackers who deserted us.

You took him in, and you're welcome to him. He made his choice, and you made yours. The only punishment we wish to impose upon him is that he never inflict his immoral, detestable, despicable, dishonored, self-serving, cowardly person upon his native country again.

We do this for our children, so that they will never be presented with such an example from which they may be deceived into believing that they can abandon their country, and their country will not care.

Corey Glass's purpose in life may be to serve as a bad example, to be held up to contempt and ridicule, so that our children will know what an American does not look like. We leave him to his destiny, and hope that he suffers from his shame.


We don't care what you do with Corey Glass. Just ... don't try to send him back.

(Nota Bene: For more information on "Corey Glass", and various opinions on his pathetic attempts to evade the consequences of his poor choice, go here.)

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Robert Palmer

I have never been to a Robert Palmer concert.

I've never owned an album of his music.

I think I'm missed something, because through the magic of You Tube I've learned to appreciate his sublime sense of humor.

Here are three reasons why I think I've really missed something:


Robert Palmer: "Addicted to Love" (I love the guitars) -



Robert Palmer:"I've got a Bad Case of Loving You" ... unfortunately, there's an "Embedding disabled by request" flag on this video.

I didn't request it, and there's nothing 'wrong' with the video, but you'll have to use the link. There's not even a "low-quality" version available for embedding.



Robert Palmer : "Simply Irresistible" -

You'll have to use the link on this one, for a high-quality copy ... same reason. But here's a low-quality embedded copy:



Kim Du Tuit, eat your heart out.

Tripp Research, INC. Hi-Speed Video

Tripp Research, INC. Hi-Speed Video

Hi-speed ("slow motion") videos from Tripp Research.

From Scott F.:
You can see the bolt bounce when the AR15 bolt cycles. This is why one needs a H1, H2, or H3 buffer in full auto fire in a M4.

In the last vid of the 1911 (closeup of the muzzle from the right side), you can see how much time there is from the when recoil starts until the bullet leaves the barrel, hence the need for follow through on the trigger and sights.


Pretty kewl stuff here, you may want to bookmark the page.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I lost my cell phone

Last year, I washed my cell phone.

I had been photographing and interviewing folks at the USPSA Area 1 Multigun match, in the deep heat of an Oregon First of July, wearing a t-shirt and short pants with cargo pockets. When I got home I just stood in front of the washing machine and stripped. Everything went into the basket. Set water temperature to 'medium', water level to "high", turn it on and it's only two steps to the fridge and a cold beer or two.

When I got around to moving the load from the washer to the drier, I discovered that I had left my cell phone in the cargo pocket of my shorts.

It took me 3 days to dry out the phone, recharge the battery and turn it on. It worked, but it never worked right after that.

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Later that year, I lost my bifocals (eye glasses, for you who haven't yet enjoyed the experience of watching your vision degrade month by month until you cannot see the front sight in better than a vague blur.) There I was, just walking down the street in the rain, with my glasses in a case, in the slash pocket of my rain coat. I must not have zipped the pocket closed, because when I got home the glasses and case were gone. I went back downtown and searched the 'mean streets' to no avail. I never saw those glasses again, and it cost me a couple hundred bucks to replace them.

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Have you got the idea that I lose, misplace, or lose track of valuable items with chaotic abandon and expensive regularity?

Good. Because, that's my life.

So when I couldn't find my cell phone this morning, the realization was accompanied with no small trepidation.

Not in the charger, not on my night-stand, not on the computer desk, not on the coffee table, not on the dining room table, not on the kitchen counter, not in the pocket of the trousers I wore yesterday, not on any bookshelf, not on the bathroom sink counter, not in my briefcase, not in the car. Not on my desk in the office.

It wasn't until I got to the office and used my desk phone to dial my cell phone number in (quickly dashed) hopes that I would hear it ringing, did I realize that I had thrown into the washer the trousers that I had worn the day before ... where I had carried the phone in my pocket.

I emailed SWMBO to make sure I hadn't left it at her place Sunday night (no joy), and accepted that I left it at home ... somewhere. Hopefully not in the washing machine, again.

When I got home at 7pm tonite, I hurried to the washing machine and pulled the soaking wet garments from the basket. Surprisingly, the pockets were empty.


An hour later, after searching the entire house again, I took a closer look at the living room couch.

In the crack between the cushions, there was the cell phone. Dry, in perfect condition, it had slipped out of my trouser pocket and worked halfway between the cushions.

This may seem an anti-climactic ending to the story to you, but it was the best possible resolution to me.

I had replaced my old "pre-soaked" cell phone with a new one only 10 days ago, at no small expense, and I wasn't looking forward to buying a new one quite this soon.

It's a happy ending to the story.

And, it's a prophetic lead-in to the REAL story, which is when I finally manage to destroy my new cell phone, some time in the next year, through irresponsible inattention.

I'm like that.

Watch this space.

Gold Bond Powder Video

Gold Bond Powder Video NSFW!

Friends, when you're out on the range runnin' & gunnin', when the sun's beating down and the gravel floor of each and every shooting bay holds and reflects the heat to your nether regions, causing your body to sweat and soak, does it all settle down to the center of your body and, as it dries, causing that nasty debilitating condition known as "Jock Itch", do you reach for your trusty yellow can of Gold bond Powder?




If so, you've joined the billions millions thousands dozens of active men who depend on Gold Bond Powder to keep them fresh and active.

When you're shooting a match and "Going For the Gold", you can't afford the debilitating effects of excessive heat and moisture in those precious "Nether Regions", and neither can I.

Yes, I use Gold Bond Powder, and it's safe to say that Gold Bond Powder has made me the man I am today!

Hmmm ... well, ignore that.

For most men, it's a soothing, gratifying relief which allows us to strive mightily, to do our best, and if it is in our power, to win!

In fact, the U.S. Military depends on Gold Bond Powder to overcome the forces of evil. See the video here. (Note: NSFW means "Not Safe For Work", which means ... well, if you're not at home, just bookmark the link and view it in the privacy of your own home.)

Gold Bond Powder.
Does what it says.

H/T: The Lawdog Files

Monday, May 19, 2008

Obama in Oregon

"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK," Obama said.

"Yes, We Can!"

Geek Aphorisms To Live By (Part I)

Preparedness:

"It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."
-- anonymous

"Can't hurt; might help."
-- Jerry the Geek

"Always go to the line with more magazines than you need. They may laugh at you. If you can't finish a stage because you don't have enough magazines, they will laugh at you."
-- Jerry the Geek
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Criticism:

"You crave, and appreciate, approval.
You don't want, and despise, criticism."
-- Dr. Dean Adel

"No man likes to be told he's high-smelling and low-life."
-- John Wayne, as "Rooster Cogburn" (Rooster Cogburn and The Lady)

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Friendship:

"Steel is my friend!"
-- Jerry the Geek

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IPSC TACTICS:

"Strive for accuracy. Speed will follow."
-- Brian Enos (paraphrased)

"Don't concentrate: FOCUS!
-- Brian Enos

"Push yourself to do everything faster, quicker ... except the actual shooting."
-- Jerry the Geek

"Try to get good hits on the first target. It builds confidence. You can speed up later in the stage, when you realize that you can 'do this quicker'. "
-- Jerry the Geek

"Within reason, saving steps saves time."
-- Jerry the Geek

"Standing reloads: avoid them."
-- Jerry the Geek

"Nothing improves your accuracy as much as knowing that you have JUST enough ammunition left to finish the stage."
-- Jerry the Geek

"What have I learned? One - this is a BLAST! Two - I need to practice."
-- Yawn, upon having completed his first match

"If you can't BUY a hit on a steel target, move on to another target. You will reward yourself with hits, and buy confidence. When you come back to the 'difficult' target, you will find it not as difficult as you thought."
-- Jerry the Geek

Alternatives to this last suggestion:

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
-- Quentin Crisp

"If a first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."
-- Bill Lyon

"If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong."
-- Leo Rostern


"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it."
-- W.C. Fields

Sunday, May 18, 2008

HOAX: FW: Please read: Big Virus coming - Norton & Snopes say it's true

Typical EMAIL Message warning of a [bogus] threat:
Please read: Big Virus coming

http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp

Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!
I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!
Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days.

Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mailaddress in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN. It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US.

Snopes lists all the names it could come in.


We've all received email messages which look like this one, and we've all wondered whether it's the Truth, or whether it's just another Email Hoax.

Chances are;
  1. You can't go far wrong assuming it's another EMAIL Hoax;
  2. The situation described is "grounded in reality" in that it describes, but exaggerates, a 'real threat';
  3. You can protect yourself by installing, and maintaining, suitable anti-virus software.
  4. Proliferating the threat by forwarding the email doesn't serve to protect people from being infected by the virus; instead, it serves the same purpose as the virus (to swamp the in-box of recipients with groundless, fearful threats) without ever actually imposing the virus against which it purports to warn you.
The truth is, most EMAIL viral warning (hoaxes) do more harm than good.
  • They encourage the recipient(who has typically not really backtracked the authoritative references which are cited in the email) to assume the sender knows as much as he appears to confirm;
  • They waste your time trying to confirm the validity of the claims;
  • They serve only to make you dubious about all of your EMAIL.
This particular warning/hoax is not new ... it's based on a 2007 November, 2006, warning about a virus which is obnoxious, annoying, but will not result in the catastrophic consequences which are cited.

It is true that if you allow the cited virus to download, it will proliferate the virus ... which only serves to cause other internet users to allow the virus to send the same text message to other users.

By forwarding this warning, you perform the same disservice to your friends, even though you (and they) have not been infected by the virus.

If you are sufficiently concerned, you will follow the provided links to the Snopes article, and from there click on the link to the Macafee description of the virus.

Does that link warn you that the virus will ["... burn ..."] "... the whole hard disc C of your computer"?

No.
Macafee warns the user ( in November, 2006):

Method of Infection -

The URL in the message points to a site hosting the a cocktail of browser and application exploits. On visiting the site, a silent drive-by install of malware is attempted on unpatched machines.

WHY IS THIS VIRUS BAD?
The virus is 'bad" because it proliferates itself by sending a message to everyone in your address book.

WHY IS THIS EMAIL BAD?
The email is "bad" because it encourages you to send a (bogus) message to everyone in your address book.

Essentially, if the original virus cannot "infect" your computer, the 'hoax' message has the same perturbing effect, except that they don't need to infect your computer as long as they can infect your mind.


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
There is no practical difference.
The virus sends null-value email to your friends, which upsets them.

The hoax email encourages you to send null-value email to your friends, with the same result ... except that the email which you send has a more 'human' context, which tends to make it more believable.


WHAT SHOULD YOU DO TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS?
  • Never forward virus warnings before confirming their validity.
  • Confirm the validity of virus warnings by checking 'trusted sites'. Such sites would include Norton Antivirus and Macafee Threat Center.
  • If you do not already subscribe to a trusted Anti-Virus software, do so now. I personally subscribe to Norton Antivirus (from Symantec, which costs me less than $50/year). An alternative is Macafee Antivirus, based on a different price structure. ("You get what you pay for". YMMV.)
  • If you must forward a 'warning' email, be sure that you have already visited referenced sites and confirmed the validity of the claims made in the original email. In this specific instance, the recipient is told that "... I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus! I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!" In truth, neither Snopes or Norton (nor Macafee) have confirmed that "... This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept." Again, this particular virus was discovered and defined six months ago, and ALL reputable Anti-Virus services have updated their virus databases to protect their subscribers. If you are not now a subscriber, you should be.
  • If you are in doubt about the validity of the warning, send the warning email to a trusted friend who you believe to be knowledgeable, and ask him/her to confirm or deny the claims of the warning email.
  • Finally, if in doubt ... don't forward ANY email which claims to be alerting you 'as a friend'. This is true if you received it from someone who you trust, both technically and ethically; it is true even if you receive the warning from someone whom you trust. Email addresses are hi-jacked every day, the owner of that email address often does not control the ability of spammers to identify and steal their email address. This is why the email address of the owner of this blog provides his address as a graphic (at the end of the blog page) rather than in a clear "mailto:thisisbogus@anyip.net" kind of link.

If you receive this kind of email in the future, there is one a single priority which you must, above all other considerations, abide by:

Don't send it to me!

It's junk-mail of the worst possible kind, and I don't want to waste my time dealing with your misplaced priorities.

PS:
This sentence should be a wake-up call to you; if it's included, you know that the original sender is encouraging you to forward it to your friends without examining it critically:

This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

NO! NO NO NO! "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." He is a liar.