Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Gold Bond Powder Video

Gold Bond Powder Video NSFW!

Friends, when you're out on the range runnin' & gunnin', when the sun's beating down and the gravel floor of each and every shooting bay holds and reflects the heat to your nether regions, causing your body to sweat and soak, does it all settle down to the center of your body and, as it dries, causing that nasty debilitating condition known as "Jock Itch", do you reach for your trusty yellow can of Gold bond Powder?

If so, you've joined the billions millions thousands dozens of active men who depend on Gold Bond Powder to keep them fresh and active.

When you're shooting a match and "Going For the Gold", you can't afford the debilitating effects of excessive heat and moisture in those precious "Nether Regions", and neither can I.

Yes, I use Gold Bond Powder, and it's safe to say that Gold Bond Powder has made me the man I am today!

Hmmm ... well, ignore that.

For most men, it's a soothing, gratifying relief which allows us to strive mightily, to do our best, and if it is in our power, to win!

In fact, the U.S. Military depends on Gold Bond Powder to overcome the forces of evil. See the video here. (Note: NSFW means "Not Safe For Work", which means ... well, if you're not at home, just bookmark the link and view it in the privacy of your own home.)

Gold Bond Powder.
Does what it says.

H/T: The Lawdog Files

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