No? Is it just me?
Well, I guess that says something about me, doesn't it.
On the other hand, if you're one of those people who are similarly afflicted with Internet Escapism-itis -- nobody else need ever know.
Here's one site I tripped over while I was surfing the net tonite: Mental Floss.
Mostly comprised of trivia, factoids and quizzes, it's one of those all-purpose online utilities which attract a certain class of bored geeks. We call them ....
Under the tagline "Where Knowledge Junkies Get Their Fix", Mental Floss provides information about things you never knew you wanted to know.
- Cheetos Lip Balm & More Bizarre Brand Extensions
- 13 Nostalgia-Heavy Commercials To Make You Pine for 1987
- 10 Stories Behind Doctor Seuss Stories
- From Zippo Cars to The PeepMobile: 7 Bizarre Marketing Vehicles
- What's a Ponzi Scheme? (And Who Is This Ponzi Character?)
- Money For (Practically) Nothing: 4 Very Big Paychecks For Very Little Work
Mental Floss includes "Name All The Presidents In 8 Minutes". Well, no, I didn't take that one. I couldn't name all the presidents in eight years. But that page includes links to a lot of OTHER tests which I found more interesting. That means, I thought I knew something about the topic. Like, name the state by the license plate, and guess the state motto, and ... um ... some other stuff that I didn't do so well at.
(I am NOT going to take the "Troy McClure Film or Actual Terrible Movie" quiz, in part because I don't think I know anybody named Troy McClure -- or "the filmography of Springfield’s favorite screen icon" -- and if I do, I don't want to find out about it. I think it's a character from "The Simpsons", and that's already more than I care to know. Or guess. Especially Question 1, which asks about "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules". Eeeyewwww! )
If you have read this far and NOT clicked on one of the Mental Floss links ... okay, go ahead and stand on your pride. I'm gonna put the link on the sidebar, too, under "Hot Link(s) of the Week". That way you can secretly click on the link in those wee small hours of the night.
Nobody needs to know. I sure won't tell.
Oh, and did I mention that Mental Floss is a magazine? And you can subscribe to it? Heck, you can even subscribe to a Digital version of the magazine for only $29.97, and get a free t-shirt, too.
Just don't show up at the next match wearing the t-shirt. I'd be so embarrassed for you.