Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.- Edgar Bergen
Life is just one damned thing after another.. - Elbert Hubbard
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. -Mike Ditka
He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.- Anon
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Saturday, March 21, 2015
My friend, "Big John", is an avid shooter. He competed in international rifle competition (I know there's a proper name for it, but it's a lot like HighPower) a couple of years ago. He also surfs the net for wildlife photos. HERE is a link to an amazing series of photos from the Rivermen Rod & Gun Club.
Some of these just scream out for captions, so I'll include a small representative sample:
"You can take your "Task Completion Time" estimate and ...."
"Houston, we have a problem"
"Honey, check the tickets again. Was that Row 3 seats A and B, or Row A, seats 1 and 2?"
"Nope. No fish in this lake at all, at all ....."
Predator and Prey
Predator and Prey: Redemption!
I don't know about you, Morry, but I think we should just back away, quietly!
You're cute and cuddly, but my parents would never understand if I married a Protestant.
Bob, are you sure THIS is the address that chick gave you?
I TOLD you to have my daughter home by ten o'clock!
There's a whole lot more, and I am sure you could find better punch-lines.