Well, a quarter Irish ... blame it on my Paternal Grandmother, who was a Dildine. (That's an Irish name, trust me on this.)
And I failed to observe St. Patrick's day properly.
I was sober.
Sure, and I'm happy to drink my friends' Jameson's, but I actually prefer Canadian Whiskey (MacNaughton's) when I have to buy my own liqueur. And that's just wrong, in so many ways. On the other hand, I'm a quarter Scots, so perhaps that explains my moral error.
I feel I've let the Ould Sod down, somehow, by not getting stinking drunk. I hope my family doesn't learn about this ... my daughter married an Irishman (hope that's not a racial term, like "Chinaman", which got a Fox News commentator fired) and I have enjoyed many a tipple while celebrating National Holidays. You know, like Independence Day, and Friday?
Hopefully, my Irish brethren will forgive me for not making a public spectacle of myself. I promise to be a better Irishman in the future.
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Let's get together with John Jamesson.
A scholar such as yourself should never ever have to drink/buy your own liquor,
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