Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Open Letter to Margaret Carlson, Liar

Carlson: Will NRA ever get the message? | The Columbian:
(May 04, 2014)
Second Amendment absolutists complain that gun-control advocates are an out-of-touch elite seeking to destroy the way of life of real men who pack heat, pass weapons on to their sons, and are a rampart against government tyranny. It’s dangerous out there. 
At the National Rifle Association’s convention in Indianapolis last weekend, Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre warned his members that their lifestyle was under assault. “I have never seen it on edge the way it is now,” he said. “If it’s going to be saved, it’s in our hands. It’s in your hands.” 
There’s no better venue than this gathering to experience the pain and joy of gun owners. To those not steeped in guns, the exhibition hall with weapons arrayed as far as the eye can see is a frightening display. It is also a place where the young and female are pursued. Kids are encouraged to fondle semi-automatics and take virtual target practice. Women have their own events, including one that features the latest fashions for heat-packing ladies. You don’t want your Glock to add 10 pounds.
The NRA’s 4 million members don’t seem to feel an obligation to understand the 90 percent of Americans who say in polls that they would like to see universal background checks for gun buyers.
 
“It’s a cultural thing,” Sen. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va., told me. He said his “A” rating from the NRA helped the background check legislation he introduced last year with Sen. Pat Toomey, R-Pa., get as far as it did. 
Manchin is still using that crossover cred to try to find the five Senate allies he needs to get the bill up for a vote again. He can’t explain to me those gun owners who will listen only to Ted Nugent (who gave a speech), or those who cheer stand-your-ground laws (there was a session on how not to have any post-traumatic stress should you shoot someone). 
It would be a valuable cross-cultural field trip for LaPierre to take a look outside the hall, where representatives of the 90 percent were gathered. The moms at the gates gladly would have pointed out to him that 82 people die every day because guns fall into the hands of non-law-abiding citizens, curious children, the mentally ill and the suicidal. 
These groups just put up a series of gripping ads showing the murderous downside of readily available firearms and have issued a report titled “Not Your Grandparents’ NRA.” It traces the gun-rights lobby’s move away from hunting and marksmanship to defending the rights of felons and terrorism suspects to buy firearms and take them everywhere. 
The NRA spends $20 million a year to scare lawmakers into doing their bidding. For the first time, the other side will be spending more. What a great day it will be when LaPierre has to understand that. 
Margaret Carlson is a Bloomberg View columnist.

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[Apparently, The Columbian requires a FaceBook ID to comment.  I don't use FaceBook; I don't care for "Social Media".   So I've responded here.]

Dear Ms Carlson,

I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

That's why we have a Second Amendment; to defend all the other amendments ... including your right to say hateful things about good people.

(Oh, you don't think they're "good people"?   Well, I do.  I'm offended by your speech.  But it is your constitutional right under the First Amendment of the Constitution to demean "my people".)

I object to your use of the term: "Second Amendment absolutists".   The term implies intransigence, arrogance and a lack of social awareness.  That does not accurately describe the community of people who enjoy the shooting sports, and who value their RIGHT (not whim) to defend themselves, their homes, and their "way of life".   You have a "way of life", too, and it's not that far from mine.  It's just that I don't like soccer.

You feel free to denigrate one of the spokesmen for my way of life - the Executive Vice President of the National Rifle Association - and his statements at the 2014 NRA convention.  Your attack on our constitutional rights serves as a good example to justify his remarks.

You also denigrate the membership of the NRA.  Really, Ms Carlson, I understand that his statements offend you.  Don't you think that he might just be justified is saying that MY lifestyle is under assault?

You are writing under the aegis of the First Amendment.  You think that is reasonable.  I own firearms under the aegis of the Second Amendment.  Do you honestly think that one is more reasonable than the other?   Why do you think that the 2nd Amendment immediately follows the 1st amendment?  Were our founding fathers sane and reasonable the first thing in the morning, and then they morphed into buffoons in the afternoon?

You speak about the NRA gun show as if it was a gathering of trolls.  Admittedly, their interests are not yours.  Have you ever been to a Car Show, where new (or "classic" models of automobiles are exhibited?  Men almost salivate over cars, but that's okay.  Never mind that ten times more American citizens are killed by automobiles than by firearms.  That does not figure in your world view ... after all, people got to drive, don't they?

However, a driver's license is not protected by the Constitution of the United States of America, since September 17, 1787.   The right to Keep and Bear Arms ... is.

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics:

The most egregious remark is in your 7th Paragraph:

It  [“Not Your Grandparents’ NRA.”] traces the gun-rights lobby’s move away from hunting and marksmanship to defending the rights of felons and terrorism suspects to buy firearms and take them everywhere.


No responsible gun owner in this country has ever "championed" the (non-existent) "rights" which you profess!   We live here, too.  We don't want armed felons ... these are exactly the kind of people who cause us to champion the rights of honest, law-abiding citizens to carry weapons!  And when you're shopping at your local mall, and one of these "felons" start shooting at you with one of their illegal guns, you might wish that the "GUN FREE ZONE" announcement on the mall entrances had been ignored by a licensed gun owner.  See: Clackamas Mall Shooting.

The NRA spends $20 million a year to scare lawmakers into doing their bidding. For the first time, the other side will be spending more. What a great day it will be when LaPierre has to understand that.

We understand that you are "a Bloomberg View columnist", Ms Carlson.  When you are airing all the public financial disclosures of the NRA, with the unspoken insinuation that the legal organization has "big pockets", you should be aware that the same accusation should be levied at you ... personally.

And remember also that the NRA is financed by its member dues at $25 dollars a year per member.

This is not the same as being a hired shill for a billionaire, whose motives are suspect at best.

Margaret Carlson is a Bloomberg View columnist.
I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Even if you have benefited financially from Michael Bloomberg for being his toady.

Monday, May 05, 2014

Ret. Marine Absolutely Owns CNN Anchor On 2nd Amendment - "Unconstitutional Laws Aren't Laws" - YouTube

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Innocence of Muslims Full

RE : Innocence of Muslims Full Movie - Prophet Mohammed Biography - YouTube:
Published on Sep 16, 2012
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um, this is a PBS-type justification of a religious bias.    I watched the whole thing, and it sounds really, really reasonable.

Except for the "Honor Killing" thingie.

 Funny that the discussion didn't mention how the original concept didn't mention that you can kill your wife/daughter/girlfriend if you don't think she's acting the way YOU think she should.

You don't see a problem here?

Asshole!


"Honor Killing:" Not Acceptable in America!

British Muslima: 'Still alive' while boyfriend beheaded her with kitchen knife - Wilmington Conservative | Examiner.com:

April 2, 2014 "She like me but I raped her ..." An 18-year-old woman in the North of England was recently discovered by police decapitated apparently at the hands of her boyfriend, and a jury was just told by prosecutors that she was still alive as her murderer carved her head off with a kitchen knife, as reported by both The Sheffield Star (of Great Britain) and the Brietbart.com news portal on April 2, 2014.

I'm reluctant to report this kind of thing here, for obvious reasons.  It's gruesome, it's subject to misinterpretation ("Gee, The Geek is inflicting Western values on Eastern cultural values!"), and it probably sounds like I'm saying "This Is Wrong!" when I don't really understand the cultural background.

(Photo courtesy publishers of the original article)

Well, it's not up to the Western Culture to pre-judge the actions of members of the Eastern Culture.  They have their ways of dealing with family values ... and we have ours.

Confessing to "manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility" but denying the more severe murder charge, Aras Hussein, 21, a native of Iraq, was apparently the beau of the murdered girl.
Far be it from me to prejudge the boyfriend of this girl ... apparently, he had not proposed marriage or the news story would have identified him as the "affianced" of the girl.

But  still, he murdered her in the most gruesome imaginably way because ...

HE's A FREAKING RETARD!

What is WITH people who kill the people they supposedly love, because that person doesn't look or act the way their murderers think they should look or act!

Clooney's Hottie; socially unacceptable chick fliks

George Clooney Engaged to Amal Alamuddin – Fashion Style Magazine:

Long Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, George Clooney looks to be settling down at last – a source confirms he is engaged to Amal Alamuddin.

I'm sure there's some socially redeeming purpose here, but I don't know what it is and I don''t care.


The photo speaks for itself.  Or not.

As I said .. I don't care.


Sunday, May 04, 2014

Lost

Kerry: US will aid in hunt for kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls | Fox News:

Secretary of State John Kerry vowed the U.S. will help Nigerian officials in their hunt to find hundreds of Nigerian schoolgirls kidnapped by Islamic militants last month. “The kidnapping of hundreds of children by Boko Haram is an unconscionable crime,” Kerry said Saturday, according to The Washington Post. “We will do everything possible to support the Nigerian government to return these young women to their homes and hold the perpetrators to justice.”

John Kerry To The Rescue!

Our sympathies to the families of the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls.

If John Kerry is in charge of the efforts toward their rescue, then we can assume that they are lost for all time.

This self-serving political nincompoop couldn't marshal an effort to find his own fanny with both hands, his wife's fortune, and a platoon of Swift Boat commanders to help him.   Let alone a multi-national attempt to find and rescue hundreds of African children.

It's bad enough that we must accept his so-called "leadership" as Secretary of State.  He is the worst possible choice for that job, even considering his predecessor Hillary Clinton (see: "Bengazi")

It's despicable that America the American President has chosen him for such an important job.  Bad enough that he leads our nation's diplomatic community, but that he is the choice for such a worthwhile effort?

Please, President Obama, quit appointing incompetents to one of the world's most important positions.

Do it for us.  Do it for them.  Replace Kerry.

If it saves just one child ....



Friday, May 02, 2014

NJ Whores

New Jersey’s Magazine Ban Law is Set to Move Forward Next Monday:

The following story is via the NRA-ILA, 
On Monday, May 5, the Senate Law and Public Safety Committee is scheduled to hear Senate Bill 993. Sponsored by state Senator Loretta Weinberg (D-37), S.993 seeks to restrict the maximum capacity of ammunition magazines from 15 to 10 rounds and ban many popular firearms. 
Under the guise of public safety, anti-gun politicians continue their efforts to erode the Second Amendment rights of New Jersey residents. New Jersey is one of only a few states which already has a magazine restriction, and another arbitrary limit will have no impact on crime or criminals. Instead, this legislation demonstrably favors criminals who prefer to prey on unarmed victims.

(H/T: Guns Save Lives)

Slippery Slope:

I know this is third-generation information.  If you haven't read this news item elsewhere, though, you need to think about it.

NJ is just one of the MANY states working assiduously to restrict Second Amendment Rights ....
... One Step At A Time.

If YOUR state is unwilling to accept magazine restrictions of 10 rounds, they'll sell you on a 15-round limit.

And then they will turn around and change the law from 15 to 10 rounds, because ... well, you have already shown that you are a whore; what they are doing now is merely dickering about the price.

What's next?  Probably, a five or six round ban, which will essentially eliminate all firearms except revolvers .. if that .. and then all guns will be banned by administrative fiat.  At that point, you won't get a vote.

For the benefit of those states whose citizens are currently dickering with their legislatures; take note of where this "Road To Perdition" will take you.

Aliens M41A conversion.

Aliens M41A conversion. Yes it shoots real bullets - The Firearm Blog:

 Lage Manufacturing made this one off Aliens M41A Pulse rifle. It is a M-11 in 9mm shoved into the body of a M41A Pulse Rifle. They used a Remington 870 AOW/SBS for the grenade launcher portion of the Pulse Rifle.

I spend ... not a little time ... reading other gunbloggers.  This entry is a good example of why I find it so informative AND entertaining.

You'll have to go to the link to see the video.   I could give you the YouTube link, but then you might not go see what else is on The Firearm Blog -- and what's the fun in that?

H/T: Gunbloggers.com

XP? Stop using Internet Explorer right now

This is why you should stop using Internet Explorer right now | KDVR.com - Denver, Colorado News, Weather, Sports and more: DENVER —

A warning for Internet users: this is a serious enough security flaw that the Department of Homeland Security is warning you to not use Internet Explorer until a fix is found. The problem could put your personal information at risk, and give hackers access to private things like your email accounts. With so many computer bugs out there, Internet users rely heavily on anti-virus software and patches to keep up with each new virus. This time, that’s not good enough.
From Forbes: (April 28, 2014)
A few days ago a new zero day exploit for Internet Explorer made the headlines (for the uninitiated a zero day is a new exploit that is made public before the security or technology community have patched against it). In another blow for Internet security and trust after the recent Heartbleed issues this exploit allows cyber criminals to deploy malicious code to your computer silently, without your permission as you visit any given web page with the nasty code on it. 

This exploit is particularly nasty as it impacts 6 different versions of Internet Explorer ranging from 6 to 11 (you can see more details on the impact here if you are interested) and allows fairly reliable distribution of malicious code that could do anything from stealing your data to turning on your webcam. This exploit is perfect for a drive by download where you visit a web page and the nasty code silently loads.
(from an unattributed source ...)
A newly discovered security hole in Microsoft Corp.'s Internet Explorer—the default Web browser for many users—could be particularly troubling for those still running Windows XP.
 

Personally, I'm only running XP on my laptop ... and that's due to be updated this summer.   And I don't use Internet Explorer any more.   I was a big fan of Mozilla (FireFox) but that has so much 'overhead' that it uses 80% of available (2GB) memory just to start up.  So I've been using Google Chrome lately, and it's much more economical of resources.

Not to mention that it seems to have fewer "holes".

Most of us already know that Explorer has historically been one of the most vulnerable software applications in the world.  It's virtue is that you can run ANYTHING on it; the problem is that the same structure which makes it "universally" applicable also seems to allow Junior High School students to hack it.

Just saying; full disclosure - I'm not a software engineer so don't take my word for anything I say about computers.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Kennesaw Laws

FedEx Shooting and the Debate Over Gun Ownership Laws - Washington Wire - WSJ:
(April 29, 2014)

There’s a sad twist to the shooting Tuesday morning at a FedEx facility in Kennesaw, Ga., where an employee injured six co-workers before turning the gun on himself. Kennesaw is one of several U.S. cities and towns that have an ordinance requiring every household to own a gun.

That's true.  It is always "sad" when a fellow employee "goes postal" and attacks his co-workers.  Sad, tragic, disheartening, and ... morbid.

Those adjectives are especially poignant in Kennesaw, where the town passed an ordnance in 1982 "... requiring each head of household to own and maintain a gun".

But as World News Daily reported almost 7 years ago exactly, in an April 19, 2007: article entitled "25 Years Murder Free in GUN TOWN USA",   that small Georgia town enjoyed over a quarter of a century of freedom from murder until, as the WSJ article says, ".. in 2010 a former employee of a Penske truck rental facility there shot five people, killing three."


Lacking other evidence, that seems to add up to 28 years without firearms violence.


Here in the small Oregon College town of Geekistan, we can't claim such a record.  And I wonder, how many other American towns, no matter how small, enjoyed such a lengthy respite from fatal mayhem?


Not many, I would guess.


So ... why now?  Why, in a town where each head of household is "...[required] to own and maintain a gun ...", would a successful attack be reported?

First, note that there are no laws requiring anyone to actually carry a gun.

Second, consider the evidence of this photo (taken from the original article):


See the signs?  Just forward of the armored walking figure (the picture was obviously taken after the shooting) there are not one, but TWO signs of a pistol in a red circle, with a diagonal slash.  This is the universal signal of a Gun Free Zone.

TWO "GFZ" signs?  That's fairly emphatic.

If you're crazy enough, or evil enough, to be looking for a place where it's 'safe' to go on a shooting rampage .... this is the insignia of "COME SHOOT ME, I CAN'T FIGHT BACK!"

Kennesaw tried, but couldn't hold back the tide of Political Correctness.

The municipal laws didn't cover self-protection in the workplace .. only in the home.

The poor bastards never had a chance.

That's sad.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Oh, to NOT be in Chicago in the Springtime

PressTV - Chicago violence: 4 killed, over 30 injured:

 Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:29PMGMT
 Four people have lost their lives and more than 30 others have sustained injuries in several shootings in the city of Chicago since Friday night, US police say.
Easter seems an appropriate season to talk about death, murder, random acts of violence in the murderous city in the nation.

For Christians, it's a time to celebrate the resurrection of Christ.

For Chicagoans of every ilk, it's just another weekend when it's not safe to leave your house.

Four people have lost their lives and more than 30 others have sustained injuries in several shootings in the city of Chicago since Friday night, US police say.

Other later sources provide updated statistics:
(by Allison Geller; Monday, April 28, 2014)
Another violent weekend shook Chicago with shootings killing five people and injuring 35 others between Friday and Sunday. 
There must be a reason why Chicago is such a violent town.  Some people (such as the Chicago press), the finger are beginning to point toward Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Microstamping: Not Your Father's Second Amendment

PROLOGUE:
From February through July (with updates into December) 2008, we ran a series of articles on "Microstamping", as exemplified by Todd Lizotte's "Pie In The Sky" scheme to offer this unproven technology to  ... well, essentially, to states who wanted to so impede the ability for citizens to purchase firearms at an affordable price.  This series includes a Q&A email interview with the progenitor of the 'technology'; Todd Lizotte

(You can read the entire series here; unfortunately it is in reverse order by date, so the last is first.)

Recently, California decided to "Bite the Bullet".  (In this case .. to byte the casing, or the primer.)  In 2007. the California Assembly passed a law which required that all new firearms purchased in California "microstamp" unique data on the primer (via the firing pin) or on the face of the cartridge case (via the breech block) to identify the gun(s) which fired the bullet.

Never mind that the firing pin may be replaced by a generic model without the 'microstamping', or the slide; or that a casing which has been fired by many similarly 'microstamped' firearms may have overlapping imprints which preclude accurate identification of firearms similarly equipped.

(Note that while the primer is unique in each firing, firing pins which are legally required to carry the unique identifiers are prone to error; the cost of "replacement firing pins" bearing the same legally required identification is absurdly expensive and is prone to being 'avoided' by simple means.  Firing pins are "consumables", and cheap without microstampings; they may be readily purchased from outside the restrictive state without microstampings.) 
 Also, the casing may have been 'picked up' on the range and may thus carry multiple microstampings .. each of which might overstamp each other, rendering the stampings unreadable.  Also, a criminal will simply pick up his brass at the scene of a crime.  If the firearms is a revolver, the microstamping requirement does not apply.)

Gun Control is Bullshit!

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! - Gun Control - YouTube:
Published on Dec 16, 2012 Penn & Teller Commentary







(NSFW!)
[F-bomb ... well, you know, it's Penn Jillette!)

Friday, April 25, 2014

Tongue-tied; and "Gun Industry Blood Money"

Gun Owners of America | Facebook:
Gun Owners of America GOA's Larry Pratt leaves MSNBC host tongue-tied

(H/T David Codrea and Gun Owners of America)

There are SO many quotable quotes here, I'm not even going to try to cite them here.  You must go watch-the-whole-thing.  This is perhaps the most productive interview that Larry Pratt has ever given.  He was entirely on-point during the too-short episode.  Including that:

  • ... George Washington understood that citizens must have access to firearms available
  • ... matching firearms currently available to the military
  • ... and citizens have the right to use firearms to protect themselves from both personal assault
  • ... and to protect themselves against their own government
  • ... and that the Second Amendment Rights are equivalent to the First Amendment rights!
Any argument about the first two amendments to the Constitution must be taken hand-in-hand.

The First Amendment has been ruled by the Supreme Court to include speech which was not available to Americans in the 18th Century, including email and the Internet in general.

These speech platforms were not available in the 18th Century, but the Supreme Court has held that freedom of speech extends to all currently extent speech platforms.

Since the First and the Second Amendments specifically speak to individual rights, many rulings on the 1st Amendment apply equally to the 2nd Amendment.  (The third to the tenth amendments generally apply to impositions of the government upon its citizens.)

When Pratt changed the direction of the dialogue, and began speaking of the First Amendment Rights, the moderator interrupted him:  "You mean the Second Amendment."

Pratt replied forcefully:  "No, I mean the First Amendment!"

That simple statement, equating the two Amendments, completely changed the dialogue.  Neither the Moderator nor the Opponent knew how to respond to the realization that individual rights were equivalent.  And so the discussion was terminated before anyone had a chance to respond to the canard about "Gun Industry Blood Money".

I'm loving it, when the mild-mannered Pratt brings opponents to their knees.

In the background, if you listen closely, you can hear "the lamentations of their women".



Suspicions Confirmed

Gun deaths are exaggerated by the media:
In 2012, the U.S. was No. 3 on the world list in gun deaths. Remove the numbers from four Democrat-controlled U.S. cities with draconian anti-gun laws (Chicago, Detroit, New Orleans and Washington, D.C.), and the U.S. falls to fourth from the bottom.
I'm not surprised to hear this about Chicago, Detroit and DC; but New Orleans?

I had no idea.

That they are all Democrat Enclaves ... well, most metropolitan areas are Democrat-controlled.

That's where the Welfare Mothers live.   That's were the drug gangs live.

Metal Storm

Deadliest weapons ever invented- Metal Storm - YouTube:
Uploaded on Dec 22, 2009 Discovery Channel owns this video Category Science &Technology  



Chicago -- 8 wounded in separate city-wide shootings

8 wounded in separate city-wide shootings - chicagotribune.com:

A 14-year-old boy is the youngest of at least 8 people shot across the city Tuesday afternoon. 
Police said the shooting, which stems from an ongoing gang conflict in the Marquette Park neighborhood, happened about 6:40 p.m. 
The boy was approached by two others in the 7300 block of South Maplewood Avenue. The two asked him if he had marijuana before firing at him. They shot “multiple times” and hit him once in the arm, police said. The boy was taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center in good condition. \ 
The seven others wounded ranged in age from 18 to 56 and were shot as far north as Logan Square and as far south as Roseland. 
The latest shooting happened at about 7:31 p.m. on the 1700 block of 71st Street in the West Englewood neighborhood.In that shooting, a 23-year-old man suffered a wound to his leg and was being treated on the scene as of 8:10 p.m., said police.
Chicago ... again.

You're tired of hearing about Chicago Shootings, aren't you?.  I know I am.

When are we going to read that there were NO shootings in Chicago, for ... like .. a whole week?

Now, that would be a "Man Bites Dog" article which is worth writing about.

In the meantime,  Liberal commentators continue to talk about "GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM!", instead of talking about the factors which truly promote violence.


  • Families without Fathers
  • Drugs
  • The Society of Violence
  • The "Make Your Bones" imperative in Ghetto Communities
  • oh hell, the whole "Ghetto" thing!

Gun violence isn't about Guns; it's about Violence.  When the Libs "get" that, their whole message will change.

I know ... ain't gonna happen.  It's not conservative values which promote violence in a fatherless community ... it's liberal values that ignore the core issues of poverty, disenfranchisement, and "what it takes to be A Man".

“The Scene Had a Problem, and the Problem Was the Gun.”

Never Yet Melted 
 “The Scene Had a Problem, and the Problem Was the Gun.”:
24 APR 2014

Isn't it always "The Gun"?

Sometimes ... it's not the fact of the gun, but the dimensions.

(Hat Tip to .. well, you know)

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Wayne LaPierre To Announce He's Breaking Up The NRA

Wayne LaPierre To Announce He's Breaking Up The NRA - Misfires And Light Strikes:
(April 22, 2014)
Faced with overwhelming and relentless opposition from Michael Bloomberg’s grassroots “Every Town For Gun Safety”, Wayne LaPierre will announce that he’s disbanding the National Rifle Association at the conclusion of this week’s NRA Annual Meeting in Indianapolis.
“Look, everyone”, Wayne said at a press conference today, “We gave it a good run, but it’s over. We just can’t win against the dozens of people who have joined Michael Bloomberg on his new crusade. I mean, have you seen what they’re doing on social media to show how they can get people involved in gun safety and educate people about the realities of firearms? The NRA just can’t compete with that kind of know-how, so it’s time to call it a day and go home.”

 Michael Bloomberg was busy purchasing the entire state of Rhode Island as a location for his new mansion and was unavailable for comment.
[emphasis added]
(April Fools' Day came late this year)

Drinkin’ and gunnin’

Oklahoma Gazette Chicken Fried News: Drinkin’ and gunnin’:

Darwinism at it's finest!
Because some of Oklahoma’s finest contributions to the advancement of human civilization have started with the words, “Hold my beer and watch this,” an Oklahoma City gun range has taken the steps necessary to be the first gun range to serve liquor by the drink.
 According to a report on Fox News, Wilshire Gun has plans to have firearms lanes, archery lanes, classrooms and a VIP lounge, making it the first of its kind in Oklahoma.
 According to the same news brief, Jeff Swanson, the owner, has said, “This is where the shooting sport is headed.”
 He’ll need to be careful when guests hit the lanes and then the lounge, and not the other way around.
Because that way, Okies, lies madness. And perhaps a Darwin Award
[emphasis added]

"This is where the shooting sport is headed"?
( I most sincerely hope not! )

I am against it.  Remind me to not travel to Oklahoma for a match this year.

Next year?

No problem.  All the trouble-makers will be dead.