(September 03, 2015)
Doctor, use your brain. Do not make it easy to shoot yourself in the brain, like my own Sacramento surgeon did. Get rid of those damn guns from your house, car, and office. They are much more likely to kill you or your family than they are to protect you.Doctor George D. Lundberg advises his colleagues to resist the lure of the Evil Gun, because they may tempt an otherwise sane professional to commit suicide.
I should go to my own physician and inquire as to whether there is a cure for Hoplophobia. Maybe there's a tiny little pill that ... oh, wait!
Carter's Little Liver Pills
That should do it.
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Intellectuals know that guns have an evil insidious form of mind control, which particularly affects liberal minds.
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