Saturday, May 20, 2017

The Decline and Fall of the British Empire

Self-defense is now ILLEGAL in the UK -

As reported by The New American, British subjects seeking advice about what are and are not permissible self-defense instruments found some recently on a police web site. It is sponsored by the British government's Police National Legal Database. Q589: Are there any legal self defence products that I can buy? The police answer: The only fully legal self defence product... is a rape alarm.
Chaperone┬« Baysik Personal Rape Alarm with Test ButtonIf a British subject picks up an object to defend against a violent intruder, that is a crime.  Even if they only threaten, and don't actually USE it against their aggressor.

The only LEGAL alternative to a rape alarm (what the heck is a "Rape Alarm"?) would be a squirt bottle of dye which could be used to easily identify the intruder after he has had his way with you, your family, and your home.
StoppaRed Mini Defence Spray

But if you squirt it in his eyes, that also  may be a criminal offense.

The intruder, if caught, will probably not be charged.  The resident will most likely be charged.

Pick up a knife?   You're toast, Baby!

Aren't you glad you're you?

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Anonymous said...

I guess in Britain the lives and health of criminals are very important.

Anonymous said...

Yes, criminals have free reign in the U.K.

Anonymous said...

The residents of long-time-gone "Great Britain" are the "Eloi" people from the old movie "The Time Machine."
Bovine placidity in the face of a criminal act is required by statute.
How did the British sink to this level?

Anonymous said...

I suspect their are a lot of missing criminals buried in peoples backyards...

Jerry The Geek said...

Elois ... of course! How could I have ignored that perfect example of a "meat-animal" society?