A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.
A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.
Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
A woman wearing a cow suit? Urinating on the porch?
She must have been really pissed off!
Utterly fantastic.
At least she lived up to her character.
Rumor has it that she had four male streakers inside the suit with her.
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