Sunday, June 21, 2015

Speed Kills! (OH, sorry; it's the Other Way Around)

Speed the 150-year-old tortoise dies at San Diego Zoo | Fox News: SAN DIEGO – One of San Diego's oldest residents has died. The Los Angeles Times reports that the Galapagos tortoise known as Speed has been euthanized at an estimated age of more than 150 years. ...  The massive tortoise had been in geriatric decline for some time. 
There has to be a great punchline to this story.  Damned if I know what it is.
Your suggestions (in Comments) are solicited.

2 comments:

MuddyValley said...

I hear it was a slow death.
(sorry)

Anonymous said...

RIP Speed, you will be missed.