The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a Special Presidential Commission presented the following findings:
- The stamp is in perfect order.
- There is nothing wrong with the glue.
- People are spitting on the wrong side.