Friday, October 27, 2006

Lion 1, Pakistanis 0

As long as we're surfing YouTube, here's an interesting video titled "Lion Attacks Boy".

Looks to me as if it's a powerful argument for "Domesticated Lion Control".

It's appropriate here, because of the many proclamation by sheepish liberals in America who seem to feel that if there's a gun in the home, sooner or later it's going to shoot someone in the family. As if it had a mind of its own

Lions, on the other hand, obviously DO have their own minds and make their own decisions regardless of who owns them.

This lion would surely have been safer if it had been kept in a locked lion-safe, or if federal law would have mandated that it had been stored with a jaws-lock to protect the children in the home from an accidental shooting fang-attack.

But do we have Lion-control laws in America?

NOOooooooo!

We have 20,000+ gun control laws, and they work about as well as the non-existant Lion-control laws.

Moral of the story is, if you have a dangerous weapon/beast in your home, it behooves you to treat it with respect and caution.

On the other hand, if someone breaks into your home and threatens your family with bodily harm, don't bother pointing your Lion at them in hopes that they will be intimidated. Lion doesn't give a rat-fart whether you get robbed, as long as nobody pokes their paw with a bony knee.

Guns don't either, but you can control a gun.

Think about it.

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