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Pop singer Moby: Make my kid 'gay':
Musician also rips DeLay, Coulter, Hannity as 'immoral' right-wingers

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Pop star Moby, known for his political statements as well as his music, says he'd do everything he could to make his future child homosexual should the singer ever have a family.
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He's also blasting conservatives Tom DeLay, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity and Newt Gingrich as 'amoral/immoral' right wingers.

In an interview with Planet Out, a publication geared toward homosexuals, the musician, who is not 'gay,' was lamenting so-called homophobia in society when he suggested his future child should be raised to be a homosexual.

The Power of Soy!
And a Darwinian means of terminating bizarre genetic strains.


Woman facing firing squad for marijuana
27-year-old Australian insists drugs planted in luggage

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Schapelle Corby

A 27-year-old Australian beauty student is facing a firing-squad sentence in Indonesia for smuggling marijuana she claims was planted in her luggage.

Schapelle Corby yesterday remained sedated in her prison cell as her lawyer questioned whether she'll be mentally strong enough to take the stand in a final bid to win her freedom.

Okay; she's better looking than Moby.

The question remains whether this genetic strain really needs to be preserved.

Corby yesterday broke down and said her life was over after Prosecutor Ida Bagus Wiswantanu argued that she should be found "officially and convincingly guilty" of attempting to smuggle 4.1kg of marijuana into Bali last year.

Wiswantanu said the former beauty student's actions threatened to make Bali look like a drug haven and could have destroyed the lives of thousands of young Balinese.

Let me do the math:
4.1kg is appromately 8 pounds of grass. What is it about the Balinese that turns them into hopeless drug addicts on (8 pounds of grass divided by 1,000,000 Indonesians)? Okay, so it's too much grass to justify a 'personal usage' defense, but I ask you ... the entire Indonesian archipelago? Geez! At that rate, Osama Bin Laden could turn the entire American population into a bunch of gibbering idiots with a mere 1600 pounds of grass!

Apparently, Pal Osama was unable to amass the grass ... he only provided sufficent TCP-laden fodder to idiotize the DemocRats.

Well, there must be SOME reason they're so spaced out.

Good news, though for the fair (and grieving innocent) Ms. Corby: The Brilliant Mind of Russell Crowe will save her assets!

Meanwhile, Corby's plight has attracted support from Hollywood actor Russell Crowe, who says he was heartbroken by the sight of her tears on Australian newspaper front pages.

Yeah, I just bet that was it. Big tears. Right.

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Next:

Son Froze Mom To Collect Benefits?

(CBS/AP) A 15-hour standoff with a man suspected of shooting his neighbor turned into a homicide investigation after authorities found a body believed to be the man's mother stashed in his freezer.

Philip Schuth, 52, surrendered to authorities on Saturday morning after a standoff that lasted through the night. At some point during the standoff, Schuth told authorities his mother's body was in his freezer.

Authorities inspected a basement freezer, chipped away ice and eventually discovered what was believed to be Schuth's mother.

Gee, that's cold!
And Mother's Day only two weeks away! We have to wonder how Schuth planned to celebrate the event.

Surely not with a BBQ.


Next:

FEMA's inspectors included criminals

Agency relied on them for honest reports

(No kidding, Sherlock!)

Government inspectors entrusted to enter disaster victims' homes and verify damage claims include criminals with records for embezzlement, drug dealing and robbery, a South Florida Sun-Sentinel investigation has found.

Federal officials have pointed to the inspectors as their primary defense against accusations of widespread fraud for their payout of more than $31 million in Hurricane Frances disaster aid in Miami-Dade -- a county spared hurricane-force winds.

Yup, in order to insure that FEMA funds were approved only for legitimate disaster victims, Florida relied upon the strong professional ethic of such licensed inspectors as James A. Dewan.


Here's the Money Quote:

"We know this for several reasons," said Dan Craig, FEMA's director of recovery programs. "Foremost among them is that FEMA's contract inspectors personally inspect and verify the claims. … Our contract inspectors are our first line of accountability."

Uh huh.

"We had these hurricanes, y'know? And we sorta thought that maybe, just maybe, there was some damage. But we couldn't really tell for sure, y'know, until, like we sent out the stalwart Jimmy Darwin to confirm it. what's that? You say his name is Dewan?. Oh well, like, y'know ... whatever."

Okay, so maybe FEMA director Craig didn't actually SAY this, in exactly these words.
But maybe he should have.

Plausible deniability, doncha know?
First Line of Accountability.

You bet your ass.