Tuesday, July 04, 2017

Natural Philosophy:The Difference between Men and Women (Toilet Seat Division)

It's true that men can urinate into a coke bottle without wetting the outside.

So why it also true that we cannot urinate into a commode without getting the seat wet?

Is this some kind of Cosmic "Gender-Levelling" device which God has dreamed up to make men humble?

Or is that why God created Women ... to make men humble?

Note to God:  It ain't working out the way you planned it, eh?


Mark said...

if a man says something and no woman is present, is he still wrong?

Anonymous said...

@ Mark: A good question, that will bear much pondering.

Jerry The Geek said...

Speaking only for my self, Mark, that also seems to be true when you are present.