Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Liberal Americans Think ....?

Liberal Americans think Harry Reid is a Great American, when he's really just a cheese-eating surrender monkey.

Liberal Americans think Alec Baldwin is a fine actor, when he's really a child abuser.

Liberal Americans think Partial Birth Abortion is a legitimate birth-control measure, when it's really murder of a child in the very act of being born.

Liberal Americans think Sheryl Crow is an entertainer, when she's really a barking moonbat who believes using a single sheet of toilet paper to wipe your bottom should be enough for everyone.

(BTW, does anyone know her shipping address? I would like to send her a year's supply of toilet paper - in a #10 business envelope. What? It will only hold 150 sheets of Charmin? That's okay, as long as she doesn't offend herself.)

Liberal Americans think ....?

I think not.

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