One of the more interesting words in the English language ... buttocks.
South Carolina Gangbanger (what else?) tries to steal a car from the people riding in it.
Bad Guy stuck his gun in the stomach of a man getting into his car in a WalMart parking lot.
The lady passenger opened the glove compartment, pulled out a pistol, and shot the Gangbanger in the buttocks. It took her five shots, but she finally got a D-zone hit. Hit the ass in the ass, so to speak.
Lesson 1: Always escort your lady to the car, open the door for her, help her in. She just might save your ... er ... ass.
Lesson 2: Get some shooting lessons for your lady. Five shots ... come on! SWMBO wouldn't have wasted so much ammunition on a low-value target.
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Military shows off new Ray Gun
No, this isn't Ronald Ray-Gun (as referenced by Liberal opponents to his Strategic Defense Initiative .. aka Star Wars.)"The military calls its new weapon an 'active denial system,' but that's an understatement. It's a ray gun that shoots a beam that makes people feel as if they are about to catch fire."
Airman Blaine Pernell, 22, of suburban New Orleans, said he could have used the system during his four tours in Iraq, where he manned watchtowers around a base near Kirkuk. He said Iraqis constantly pulled up and faked car problems so they could scout out U.S. forces.
"All we could do is watch them," he said. But if they had the ray gun, troops "could have dispersed them."
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