Tuesday, July 04, 2017

Natural Philosophy:The Difference between Men and Women (Toilet Seat Division)

It's true that men can urinate into a coke bottle without wetting the outside.

So why it also true that we cannot urinate into a commode without getting the seat wet?

Is this some kind of Cosmic "Gender-Levelling" device which God has dreamed up to make men humble?

Or is that why God created Women ... to make men humble?

Note to God:  It ain't working out the way you planned it, eh?


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3 comments:

  1. MarkJuly 05, 2017 5:59 AM

    if a man says something and no woman is present, is he still wrong?

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  2. AnonymousJuly 06, 2017 4:41 PM

    @ Mark: A good question, that will bear much pondering.

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  3. Jerry The GeekJuly 08, 2017 11:09 AM

    Speaking only for my self, Mark, that also seems to be true when you are present.

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