He: Hypothetically speaking, would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
She: Well, that's a lot of money. Probably.
He: Here's a dollar. Will you sleep with me?
She: Of course not! What kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We've already established that. What we're doing now is merely haggling over money.
An oldie but goody. It helps lighten things up in these tense suspenseful days. Keep up the good work, that you do so well.
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