Sunday, November 06, 2016

Who are you calling an Old Joke?

He:  Hypothetically speaking, would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
She: Well, that's a lot of money.  Probably.
He:  Here's a dollar.  Will you sleep with me?
She: Of course not!   What kind of woman do you think I am?
He:  We've already established that.   What we're doing now is merely haggling over money.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

An oldie but goody. It helps lighten things up in these tense suspenseful days. Keep up the good work, that you do so well.