Bill O'Reilly ... This Is The Key To solving The Gun Problem
“My solution to the gun problem is this: ...Oh, wait ... this is the unreported side-story to the article I just published.
“So President O’Reilly would be open to the idea that AR-15-like weapons or AK-47s could be limited?” Colbert asked....
From "Shall Not Be Questioned: A modest proposal for a racing car ban ...
... cleverly phrased to parallel proposed "reasonable gun control laws".
Say Uncle chronicles Travels With Sulu ....
.. in which George Takai gets all hissy-fitted about Gun Control and Orlando because LSMFT or something.
YOU should go read it, then come back and tell me what it said, because I don't want to go there
Joel the Hermit ... has some good advice for people who think they're safe because their political representatives are Republicans, too. It's not always good to not remember that Republicans are politicians, too.
Speaking of Which, JDZ at "Never Yet Melted" reminds us that The Donald is also a Politician.
So, you really thought he was going to be as concerned about your Second Amendment Rights as you are? Hmmmmm ?
The ultra Liberal "DAILY BEAST" has a one/two knock-out punch for you.
First: Gun Control ISN'T The Answer!
Then: (fair and balanced?): The GOP Just Might Hate Gun Control More Than Terrorists(8)
Borepatch says that just because NSA is looking at
Joe Huffman (Mister Boomer-Shoot) quotes the ineffable Michael Z Williamson (one of the premier Military Science Fiction authors of the decade ... and BTW Michael when are you going to publish your next book in the series? I think Tom Kratman is drawing into the Publishing Lead and John Ringo is kicking his ....) sorry, I digress when it come to SF;
Anyway, Michael Z haz a couple of thingz to zay about gun lawz:
First, that people with no knowledge of the subject shouldn’t be attempting to create legislation.(apologies for the cutzy .. "Z" .. thing .. but I find it too hard to rezizt!_
Second, that all those laws should be repealed.
Every single one.
Finally ... you've all been waiting for this one ... Conan O'Brian sez says that nobody should be allowed to pozzezz an Azzault Rifle!
“I simply do not understand why anybody in this country is allowed to purchase and own a semiautomatic assault rifle, it makes no sense to me,” O’Brien said. He added that he tries to keep his “opinions” to himself, but on the matter of banning semiautomatic rifles he chose to speak his mind.We realize you're a Talk Show Host, Conan, and an illiterate idiot as well. But you must have known the answers to The Constitution questions to qualify for your Naturalization Test, so surely you have read and memorized the Second Amendment?
Or is it that you don't understand the phrase "... will not be infringed".
Perhaps. for those who are not familiar with the phraseology, a more common term will serve to elucidate the concept: