Wildlife Photos

My friend, "Big John", is an avid shooter.  He competed in international rifle competition (I know there's a proper name for it, but it's a lot like HighPower) a couple of years ago.  He also surfs the net for wildlife photos. HERE is a link to an amazing series of photos from the Rivermen Rod & Gun Club.

Some of these just scream out for captions, so I'll include a small representative sample:

"You can take your "Task Completion Time" estimate and ...."

"Houston, we have a problem"

"Honey, check the tickets again.  Was that Row 3 seats A and B, or Row A, seats 1 and 2?"

"Nope.  No fish in this lake at all, at all ....."

Predator and Prey

Predator and Prey: Redemption!

Gladiator II

I don't know about you, Morry, but I think we should just back away, quietly!

You're cute and cuddly, but my parents would never understand if I married a Protestant.

Bob, are you sure THIS is the address that chick gave you?

I TOLD you to have my daughter home by ten o'clock!

There's a whole lot more, and I am sure you could find better punch-lines.