Thursday, September 04, 2014

How To Stop An Airplane

Passenger dispute diverts flight to JIA | News - Home:
(September 02, 2014)

A Delta Airlines flight from LaGuardia to Palm Beach International Airport was diverted to Jacksonville when a passenger got into a dispute over a reclining seat.
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"She said something to the effect of, 'I don't care about the consequences, put this plane down now'" 
(fellow passenger)
Apparently, all you need to do to stop interstate flight of an airplane is to be a Total Bitch.

It never occurred to me that it would be so easy to interrupt interstate transport.

I wonder if the Terrorists are aware of this chink in "The Body Electric".?

It seems a lot easier than blowing up power plants and national monuments. ...
... and HEY!  You can use the same "Professional TOTAL BITCH". for multiple interruptions before America catches on.

Or maybe she was just playing Airplane Catch-up.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She was offended, and there is nothing worse than an American that his been personally offended. She feels fully justified.

Anonymous said...

Since 9/11 air travel has become increasingly difficult and uncomfortable. In many cases travel by air is not worth the discomfort and being treated like a convict or terrorists at check in.